@phansplainer

24 | @likelester’s calico cat | wildlife biologist 🦧

 he/it
Joined March 2012
  • Tweets92.3K
  • Following540
  • Followers993
5KMedia
hii here’s a #phantwt intro post 😁😁 - my name is kellin and im 24 - ive been in the phandom for about 13 years - ive met dan 4 times and phil twice! - im a pharmacy technician and a wildlife biologist that works with bats! - i met my partner bc of phannie friday :3
27
2,649
k ☾ retweeted
lau@lautanasiah16h
precisaram cortar o cabelo dela porque ao chegar ao hospital tinha tanto sangue que nem conseguiram desembaraçar e tem deputada falando que feminicídio não existe
Cucumberman
@BersekEvOct 19
Recordemos a Alana Rosa, brasileña de 20 años q recibió 40 puñaladas tras rechazar a un hombre que conoció en el gimnasio. Otros misóginos comenzaron a subir vídeos a TikTok apuñalando maniquíes con mensajes sobre "qué hacer cuando ella dice que no". Esto es terrorismo machista: violencia contra las mujeres convertida en odio, burla y espectáculo.
26
9,475
17
65,042
449,264
I’m old enough to remember when you shit your pants
Kaitlin Bennett
@KaitMarieoxOct 22
I'm old enough to remember when Bernie Sanders used to criticize millionaires but switched the word to Billionaires when he started getting rich 🧐
14
802
2
21,414
161,926
k ☾ retweeted
:3@phiniondanana6h
“which one is the infant?” it’s Him. he’s only 2 Days old.
1
7
92
Any man willing to do this to you doesn’t love you 🤷‍♀️
.
@junifgsOct 18
Not even 5 months later, and she’s already carrying another little blessing. 🤰🥹❤️ Motherhood looks beautiful on her! 💕
595
2,310
63
40,321
392,634
well yeah babe. i love her but i’m sorry, if these are the ONLY gigs she’s going to do then yes she should give the absolute most. it’s not as though she’s at the end of a long and draining tour
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 19
“Oh I forgot I’m supposed to sing every f*cking line” — Miley Cyrus reacts to criticism from her first Hollywood Bowl show while performing tonight.
18
183
7
5,345
61,763
17 years since i met this loser!!!
974
9,027
1,570
73,392
592,903
whatever. whatever. its fine
2
31
She genuinely is one of the most selfish people I’ve ever seen… wdym you got a whole new kidney and you not only were drinking heavily, but now you’re vaping too??? And then you stopped being friends with her????
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 19
Selena Gomez opens up about how vaping nicotine changed her voice: “I’m not gonna be able to change my voice. Nicotine is so hard to quit… It’s just not worth it. […] I’m really excited because I stopped, and I just hope I can keep it up.”
5
194
5
2,514
21,211
DAN 😭😭PAINTED😭😭😭HISNAILS😭😭😭😭😭FORHLT😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
1
156
so you're not close friends, you just joke about brutalising women with anyone? that's worse, paul.
Variety
@VarietyOct 17
Paul Bettany says he and Johnny Depp "hadn't spoken" in years when their texts were read during Depp's libel trial: “I hadn’t spoken to Johnny in years when that happened and I haven’t spoken to him since. I was being painted as this close friend of a guy I hadn’t spoken to in years and, honestly, amid all the shit two celebrities threw at each other, that bit was the most odd." variety.com/2026/film/news/p…
12
1,370
3
16,922
215,038
Eat all the shit, Marj. Every last one of you maga degenerates caused this. For the rest of time none of you will receive any grace or sympathy from society.
Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸
@mtgreeneeOct 16
“I’m tired of this, Grandpa” is now my official statement at every gas station. 😭
36
687
1
12,295
113,515
k ☾ retweeted
zoe?@zosafinaaOct 18
asking your partner to step back and take a breath and trying to reality check their splitting episode while being verbally abused is not egging someone on. stop infantilizing ppl w bpd. our actions are not excusable just bc we have bpd. she needs treatment & to do better.
@20kgcarbon@20kgcarbonOct 18
this guy is egging her on btw
22
435
13
8,624
121,796
If u tell bro you really really really really crave a double quarter pounder and dont want anything else rn only the double quarter pounder and he gets u a chicken nugget 6pc and then says what matters is he got you food wouldnt you feel like hes trolling you crazy?
This quoted post is unavailable.
Try viewing anyway · View on X
44
1,040
17
33,993
378,509
the lottery system should lowkey be implemented for every show because it just put everyone on the same level and leaves no one having a better chance than another, as its randomized. it gives pure opportunity to anybody regardless. many are deserving of this!
You’re unable to view this Post because this account owner limits who can view their Posts. Learn more
3
75
3
928
17,381
k ☾ retweeted
Niah
@niah_x03Oct 17
did she? i’m pretty sure he fell and his head was decap!tated on its own. it happens. sad, but it happens.
dee
@dacleshereOct 17
Okay. perhaps a little extreme but, something needs to be done about our pedophilia epidemic.
40
1,511
3
25,484
129,089
k ☾ retweeted
×
@theNyx__Oct 16
Yall gonna stop playing with us. We only get 2 weeks of vacation per year and you not making us spend it at the embassy getting a new passport and cards.
Redd
@ReddCinemaOct 16
An American tourist grabbed a pickpocket girl by the ponytail while vacationing in Italy and refused to let her go until she got her passport and credit cards back 😳
289
7,655
83
150,433
3,198,098
k ☾ retweeted
pia ✨@PiaFionaOct 17
already seeing too many of you pit ticket holders complaining about getting “a bad number” and “not wanting to do back of pit” like ok sell me your ticket then. bc i’d do anything atp to be in that pit last row whatever. and lowkey you don’t deserve it.
19
64
3
938
13,466
k ☾ retweeted
TB
@SwtLykeHoneyOct 16
A lot of these male officers have a deep hate for women and nobody seems to give a fuck. This woman had to undergo facial reconstruction, dental surgery AND vision therapy and all he gets is 2 yrs probation???? FOH
Dark Tube
@DarkTuberosOct 16
In the United States, 47-year-old Cassandra Goldstein was arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol. Police officer Michael Hart slammed her against a concrete bench. The impact resulted in multiple facial fractures, the loss of several teeth, and permanent vision loss in one eye, requiring the implantation of a titanium plate. Officer Hart, who had 19 years of service, was dismissed and sentenced to two years in prison. Following legal proceedings against the police department, Cassandra was awarded $810,000 in compensation.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This describes a 2013 Skokie, Illinois incident with Cassandra Feuerstein (not Goldstein). Officer Hart pleaded guilty to official misconduct, received probation with no prison time, and resigned; the settlement was $875,000. chicagotribune.com/2015/12/18/sko… chicagotribune.com/2013/10/31/cha… abc7chicago.com/post/former-sk…
28
3,668
14
32,877
336,433
me when im fueled by ramen and I don’t know how to plan for a stadium show and make the merch open to the general public including merch scalpers #okay
angel@mwindigoangelOct 16
🚨 PER MERCH STAND: JERSEYS ARE COMPLETELY SOLD OUT AND THEY WILL BE GONE THE REST OF THE WEEKEND. THEY ARE ON BACK ORDER AND WILL GO ONLINE MONDAY 🚨 @TOPMerchAlerts @TOPUPDATERS
6
18
527
9,859
HE RETURNED AT 3AM. free this man
Dexerto
@DexertoOct 16
A fitness influencer has been arrested for shooting an Uber Eats driver who came back to ask for his girlfriend’s number The driver had returned nearly an hour after delivering food, hoping to see the woman again
142
6,933
42
159,093
4,283,270
Load more