the most beautiful and fun day ever. i love you dan and phil, thank you for creating this wonderful world of joy and love 💜🚀 #hardlaunchtour #hlt

dan and phil alternate universe where phil’s name is cletus and nothing else is different

what phil said about the L word made me remember several times where he avoided using it, like in the cocktails around the world video he said “you know i’ve always LIKED you phil” or in the birthday livestream he said “you LIKE me don’t you” he replaces love with like on camera!

he’s once again ready to tell a riddle

same energy

mmmmnnanrnagrhgrhnrhheh delicious

LMAOOO PHIL’S FACE WHEN DAN SAID “WE’D JUST STARTED DOING IT TOGETHER”

the hard launch tour is already 1/3rd complete btw

just remembered this screenshot of dan from my screen recording of my m&g

the concept of the podcast being called ‘we raised you and we’re sorry’ is fucking hilarious. “hey guys i’m listening to a cool new podcast it’s called ‘we raised you and we’re sorry’” BAHAHAHAHA

What about New York, which is named after the king of England? Or New Jersey, which is named after the Isle of Jersey in the English channel? I think I may know why he doesn’t care about those…

can everyone comment on how hot and sexy i am on this to cheer me up after the frustrating ordeal i just had with my health insurances bc they can’t figure out how to cover my bills so that i don’t have to pay $2.6k

thank you dan for stalking phil until he fell in love with you, may everyone else’s parasocial obsessive romance dreams come true 🙏 (well maybe not everyone’s but you get the point)

endless crack. that implies i don’t even have a hole it’s just one big ass crack 😭

i love this genre of dan face 😩 does anyone have the other pic of him doing this face while looking at phil

i think the fact that i’m actually adopted irl makes the concept of me writing an “adopted by dan and phil” phanfic 1000x funnier tbh. also whoever made this pic of dan the ONLY picture of him on rotten tomatoes needs to be arrested

#confession the only phanfic i’ve ever written was an “adopted by dan and phil” wattpad phanfic when i was 14 years old and i wanted to give the adopted kid some sort of disorder for the plot but i thought depression so i gave them selective mutism

repping the hard launch tour shirt in honor of the phanniversary <3

FUCKKK ALL THE PEOPLE SEEING MORE THAN ONE HARD LAUNCH SHOW MAKE ME WANNA SEE THE SHOW AGAIN SO BAD 😭😭😭