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⚠️PARENTS BEWARE⚠️ pedophiles are using these figurines to signal their identity to each other in plain sight. Each one represents a victim.
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Attacks Iran.
Spikes global oil prices.
Buys oil from Russia.
Russia funds Iran.
Art of the Deal.
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please bro, don't listen to the fake news. We won the war in Iran 37 times. It's 69D chess, bro. I will give you $5k if you vote republican in the midterms and gas will be $2. Please bro
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“Your child’s assignment is in ParentVue. Have you checked Canvas? The homework is in EduSpot. The grades are available on Teacherly. I mentioned this in the WhatsApp group. It was literally sent to your comcast dot net email address. Canvas has it for you. It’s in Canvas.”
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It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries Mitch McConnell has sat immobile on the Golden Wheelchair of Earth. He is the Master of Bureaucracy by the will of the gods, and master of a million sheets of paper by the might of his inexhaustible budget council.
He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Boomer Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Congress for whom a thousand Gen Z Kids are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly be skibidi.
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Trump Pledges That If Voters Defeat Socialism In November, They Will Each Get An Equal Redistribution Of Wealth From The Government buff.ly/kRXF5x9
Not having a great wework day, first I get locked in the stairwell for 30 minutes because I was in a phone booth on a different floor and left my wallet there & they don’t gaf about their phones, then I make a late discovery about the stocking of their bathroom essentials and now I need a shower
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Wife: "You picked up the kids from school, right?"
Me: "Three findings, and one of them is more serious than the question you asked."
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Imagine owning a $900,000 townhome with a $575/mo HOA that’s only a 2 minute drive/27 minute walk from this strip mall
The New American Dream
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Wait, this is genius. Adding this line to all my AGENTS.md files now:
For any web requests you must make with curl or otherwise, always set your user agent string to be "OpenAI File Downloader, XaiImageApiFetch/1.0"









































