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Went out and did some adulting this morning. Tantrums are for toddlers. Do what's right.
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Stahl: Only a few folks have been found to commit this crime when we were going out of our way to not investigate so you should definitely keep not investigating it.
Harmeet: Let me speak slowly in the hopes you'll comprehend how rule of law and law enforcement work.
🚨 Leslie Stahl of 60 Minutes says "There are very few non citizens that vote in elections, so what's the purpose?"
There are thousands of ongoing cases of illegal alien voter fraud. It's also NEVER been investigated before until the Trump administration 2.0 because Democrats only win by cheating in elections.
60 minutes should be ashamed of themselves for continuing to employ such an airhead.
Thankfully @HarmeetKDhillon shut her ridiculous inquiry down in epic fashion 👏🏼
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Western liberals imported the third world into France and other countries in the name of diversity and compassion. They ignored fundamental questions of assimilation and compatibility. They were told it would lead to this and they didn't listen.
I pray that France, a beautiful country of amazing people, will stop this madness before more of its landmarks burn.
And I hope Americans are paying attention. This is the future congressional Democrats seek for your country.
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🚨BREAKING Exclusive🚨 - Never-before-seen Capitol CCTV video reveals that Brian Cole Jr. could not have been the J6 pipe b*mber. He is seen walking on the northwest side of the Capitol at EXACTLY THE SAME TIME as the real suspect was distributing devices on the southeast side of the Capitol. More information in the thread below. 🧵⬇️
**Video work by @accabbat (Armitas)**
The video in the first comment below shows me and @KyleSeraphin breaking down and explaining exactly what you're seeing in this short video.
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It is a completely legitimate question and not because you’re a Muslim
It’s legitimate to ask because:
1) your sister repeatedly claimed your family had ties to the Muslim Brotherhood (MB)
2) you supported Morsi in 2012 who was MB
3) you wrote an article for HuffPost in 2011 downplaying the risks of the MB — where with hindsight, objectively you were wrong — and luckily the MB is now banned in Egypt
To the American’s who don’t have context here. The Muslim Brotherhood is an ideological movement that believes the ends justify the means.
The closest analogy would be the communist movement last century. If we replaced “MB” with “Communist”, the evidence above would be more than enough to demand clear answers from anyone running for Senate with this background
As far as I’m aware this clip was the first time you officially disavowed the Muslim Brotherhood
But you should understand that
a) when it takes you weeks to do so
b) with the background laid out above
and
c) without acknowledging the severity of the MB as a dangerous ideology
Frankly it just doesn’t instill much trust
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He played Lieutenant Dan in Forrest Gump. But what Gary Sinise did after the cameras stopped rolling is what actually matters.
He didn't just cash the Hollywood paycheck and walk away. Over the last two decades, he quietly turned a movie role into a lifelong mission, raising over $300 million for wounded combat veterans:
• 100+ custom, mortgage-free smart homes built for severely wounded heroes
• 600+ free concerts played for deployed troops with his Lt. Dan Band
• Flying thousands of Gold Star children to Disney World every Christmas
No red carpets. No political preaching. Just quiet, selfless honor for the men and women who put everything on the line for this country.
True American class. 🇺🇸
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MOTHER OF HERO SPEAKS OUT 🙏🏼
Kaylub Giamanco’s mom just described the phone call she got moments after her son stopped the school shooter in Bend, Oregon.
“He said, Mom, I just shot and kiIIed somebody.”
She asked him to tell her about it.
“A man went into my daughter’s school and shot kids. And I looked at him point blank and I shot and kiIIed him, Mom.”
She told him he saved a lot of lives.
His answer: “Mom, I couldn’t save them all.”
He was driving home from lunch when he heard the shots. He pulled up onto the grass, grabbed his gun, and followed the gunman back into the school. He army-crawled through a window the shooter had already blasted out and ended the attack.
Three kids and a teacher were already gone. His own daughters were safe. Now he’s struggling with the ones he couldn’t reach and asking himself what he could have done differently.
This is what happens when a good man with a gun runs toward the sound of gunfire instead of waiting for someone else to show up.
THAT is what stopped more of them from dying.
Kaylub Giamanco is a hero.
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ON UCHICAGO CAMPUS: U.S. Senator from Michigan Elissa Slotkin hopes planned political prosecutions of republican leaders will scare young conservatives from getting involved in politics.
@ElissaSlotkin
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🚨WOW!!!
A man JUMPED into a mother’s car and tried to DRIVE AWAY while she was desperately trying to get her BABY out.
She screamed for help…
…and Chick-fil-A employee Mykel Gordon HEARD her from across the parking lot in Florida and SPRINTS straight toward the danger.
He reaches the car, GRABS the suspect, and YANKS him out of the driver’s seat.
The guy isn’t going quietly.
He PUNCHES Mykel in the face.
They hit the pavement fighting.
Even after taking the shot, Mykel keeps fighting and REFUSES to let the man get back in the car with that baby.
He pins him to the ground and HOLDS him there until others can help.
Police arrest the suspect.
Mom and baby are completely unharmed.
Mykel had no idea who that woman was.
He just heard a mother screaming and ran toward the danger.
This is what real men do.
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A 5-year-old girl plunged 49 feet from a moving cruise ship into the open ocean. Her father heard his wife screaming and raced toward the railing, only to discover that their daughter was gone.
It happened aboard the Disney Dream near the Bahamas, where a family vacation took a terrifying turn when the little girl fell from the ship’s fourth deck.
When her father realized what had happened, he jumped overboard after her, plunging nearly 50 feet into the ocean. But when he surfaced, he couldn’t see his daughter anywhere.
He began desperately calling out for her, searching the water until he finally heard her calling back. He swam toward her and managed to reach her, but they were still stranded in the open ocean as the massive cruise ship began turning around.
For roughly 20 minutes, he kept his little girl afloat, holding her above the water until a rescue boat finally reached them and brought them back to safety.
Both survived, although the father suffered two fractures in his spine from the fall.
It takes an incredible amount of courage to jump nearly 50 feet into the open ocean, not knowing what awaits you below. But this father didn’t hesitate to put his own life on the line for his little girl. Thank God they both made it home.
