blasting one off in the middle of the day feels so good but it also makes me feel like such a pervert omg how am i supposed to interact with anyone for the rest of the day
without fail every october uni burns me out and my energy tanks so bad, i even have a package coming in the mail today and idgaf about it
when i get a new favorite character i’ve noticed that i subconsciously emulate their walk just to see if it’s a good one worth keeping. so i’ve been walking around like saul goodman for the past two days. will report back (what mental illness is this)
i watched el camino and thought it was cute! now it’s time for better call saul!!! ☎️
. @ethclcain and @limesqueezey have convinced me to watch breaking bad let’s gaurrr
i’m shoving that controller up my PU$$Y tiktok.com/t/ZTfhPgGMb/
k 🍂🎃 retweeted
It used to be that when one of your tweets went viral you’d get offered money to sell vibrators.
. @ethclcain and @limesqueezey have convinced me to watch breaking bad let’s gaurrr
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i honestly don’t know if i liked that ending or not i just feel so numb and conflicted but not in a bad way. i guess i really can’t complain because i love complicated characters more than modern characters who are either devout heroes or villains and are so boring































