electrical Engr 25/26 PL champions #COYG 💪. a blunt stoic ambivert| God’s son #endpolicebrutality ✊

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined September 2019
Did you know the Yorùbá had traditional ways of determining a baby’s gender before modern pregnancy scans?
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Sóyínká, Sódípè, Sónúgà… Have you ever wondered what these names mean? 👀
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At the heart of religious psychosis you go find more women than men Wonder why.
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I am about to cast a very important way the female brain operates. “The Female Recency Theory” A woman’s appreciation of a man’s gestures is inversely proportional to how long ago he made them. If you had to choose between starting a business for a woman and giving her gifts randomly over time, go for the latter. Women don’t know how to hold on to the emotional gratification of things you did a long time ago. They’re often more influenced by recent experiences. For instance, if you set up a business for her with ₦3 million in 2020, but from then until 2026, you suddenly became stingy, she might end up resenting you. You’d probably be better off spreading that ₦3 million across six years, consistently doing thoughtful things for her along the way. She’ll love you more for that. This is how 90% of them think.
This was so funny 😂 They say “Men Dey” 😂
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"Men dey" But you never see am
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Lady shares "ug!y things" that society has given pretty names to
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Replying to @yabaleftonline
Men asking for help and speaking up isn't the issue, the problem is that same men will get laughed at by society. It's even worse because men barely help their fellow men financially, but won't hesitate to render any form of assistance to ladies. Nothing is worse than asking help from the wrong person, and though it's important to speak up, men don't make it easy for their fellow men, and women often make men regret for speaking up. It's a mindset we need to fix.
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Na una sabi Sha come and buy Ekpang and frame, let me see money to go have the time of my life in the next event.
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im starting to realize the life I want is gonna require me to become someone I've never been before
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Happy new month and happy holiday from @HighTeePlattar_
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Alhamdulillah ladhi ahyana bada ma amatana, wa ilaihin-nushur
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After 22 years of gloom, it's about to go BOOM, the Arsenal canon, fires again!
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“We scammed Arsenal” Arteta sold a defender to you. Listen! very well pls. Arteta sold a DEFENDER to you and you were gassed about it! A DEFENDER 😹😹
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Their first mistake is letting us know that Chinese are in this country doing business 🤣🤣🤣 pr buruku
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bro i’m so damaged, at some point i’ll ask a girl out and also pray she declines😭
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My uncle paid me to sleep with his wife so he could walk in on us and finally have a reason to leave her
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Life is hard already as a Nigerian living in Nigeria. If you must have a partner, I hope you find someone who makes you laugh, loves you wholeheartedly and chooses you consistently. Life feels a lot more beautiful when you find someone who loves and appreciates you.
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a coworker reported me to HR today that i dont respond to his texts when he needs something, and i’m like “that’s not true, i reply everybody” then she goes, open “Phil’s texts”, then i go “who’s phil”😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Ekuru for lunch I don influence everyone in the house 🤣
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Visited the cemetery today, as I see this sign, cold catch me for back 😩
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