#comedy creator, #scriptwriter & #actor ... I live in a teeny countryside village but still have good internet. Winning.
Horningsham, UK
Joined January 2009
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I wonder how many people who signed the #petition for a re-run of the #GeneralElection continued voting Tory over the past decade, despite all their horrendous errors, lies (inc to the Queen), deceit & hypocrisy. 🤔🤔
#starmer #conservatives #labour #uk
#America, why have you voted for proven unpredictability, danger, aggression and discrimination to the point of criminality to lead your country? Your other option was one of intelligence, fairness, progress and improvement. But you rejected all that. Again, why?
Playing kids' #Scrabble with my son and thought he was crudely telling me he couldn't make a word. Turns out he was reading me his letters: "Daddy, I've got fuccoal".
This turn-yourselves-into-Pixar-characters thing removed our son from existence.
How does technology know what we're really thinking...?!
Good start by Farage. Late, intimidating, and childish. 🙄
Starting as he means to go on...?
#ReformUK #FeebleFarage
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Kicked off my Masters in Comedy Writing with a distinction! The only way is... continuing on that same path for the next 18 months. 🤞🏻✍🏻💻👨🏻🎓📜
#comedywriter #mastersdegree #startasyoumeantogoon
@Adobe I have an email from you confirming the cancellation of my subscription. It says no payments will be taken after March 13th. You've since taken 2 payments.
I have had no response to my email to you and your website offers no other way to contact you.
Please reply & refund
Kudos to @Halfords_uk (Frome store) for top level #customerservice. Had a headlight bulb fitted and full vehicle check done with no booking, all for £5. Staff member was extremely helpful. 👏🏼👍🏼🚗
Why has Garth Crooks got a vendetta against @LutonTown??
"Luton scored 4 goals and still failed to take all 3pts"... So did Newcastle, and they were at home!! 🙄
And Schar gets in Crook's Team of the Week, saying NU got 4pts in 2 games... So did Luton, scoring 8 times!!🤦🏻♂️
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It's extraordinary seeing the failings at #ManUtd & the on-going backing of Ten Hag. There's no doubt, in my opinion, that if they'd kept Solskjaer they'd be in much better shape, in every way. In the context of Ten Hag's reign, it's absurd Ole was sacked.
#EPL #TenHag #Solskjaer
The government has replaced someone who doesn't like the pigs with someone who bloody loves them!
#SuellaBraverman #DavidCameron #pigs
