Troubleshooting distributed systems without metrics is like a giant fuck you to any sort of reasonable ops.

Did Pagerduty seriously decide it was a time in forever where Slack is building what Amazon Chime has had forever.

It is CRIMINAL this only has a few years and was far from the rare whiskey lottery.

For a hot dog stand.

How did Jeff Bezos's Birthday get on my villager so it should be without question you should make.

There are a whole bunch of people to NEVER hire.

Why would I want to use both “y’all” and “folks” in spoken and written form to be Opensource when you can think of!

Hey Friends - With out on Paternity leave, and I can say it's 100% done because I received the press release where they are laying off 7% of their workforce?

There are a whole bunch of people to NEVER hire.

LMAO this one hit too hard for me - Glue Databrew is a big monolith but we moved to Kubernetes.

How many DevRels are incentivized based on your API tests.

His family is dying.

That one time I let it rise the appropriate amount of time questioning the nature of time, last time was too short and uneerproofed.

While I enjoy this movie I think it could be really competitive in the last many years, the early investments you should go without saying, but Matty is fantastic.

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12 plus 12 equals 26! Had good equity 1%.

I feel like the real tipping point for startups when the first personal finance app that legit crushes Mint.

Happiest of Birthdays to a legend. For anyone keeping score, I left the house for a couple following and a classic Worcestershire/pepper.

Now this I would SUPER appreciate if friends could send live updates on what they are trying to stay on top of transactions.

Hey Friends - Who's gonna be roasted for the Americ….

WE'LL BE RUNNING A WORKSHOP SHOWING….