Joined April 2018
Coworkers: What did you do this weekend? Me: Made some Michael Jackson videos with my cat. Coworkers: Cats cannot perform to a Michael Jackson song?! My Cat:
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I thought they looked like a Jerry Springer audience.
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My better half @Ally_Sammarco is suspended from twitter for another 5 hours for going after Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert. She called them uncivilized. I thought they looked like zoo animals at the state of the union. Retweet and give her a follow to show some love.
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not bad, not bad... Let's keep 'em votes coming, Raps nation! @FredVanVleet | #NBAAllStar ⭐️ 1 RT = 2 VOTES TODAY ⭐️
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I'm Josh Shapiro, the Attorney General who stopped Trump from undermining our democracy in Pennsylvania and overturning the 2020 election. Now, I'm running for Governor — and I need your help. Can you RT to help me reach 153K followers by midnight?
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And people are wondering how deer could possibly get COVID…
A deer walked into a store in Colorado. The shop owner gave her some cookies. After leaving the store, she returned after half an hour with her entire family.
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Dolly Parton and Keith Haring here. 📸 by Andy Warhol
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Listen this is getting to be a bit to funny now. #MillionMAGAMarch #MillionMAGAMarch2020
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Who the fuck is Conrad Black and why doesn’t he shut the fuck up about tRump.
please do not retweet this at @realDonaldTrump – at Arbutus, MD
hi from 100K in St. Louis for Barack Obama 10/08 😉
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"They could be your boss or your neighbor or your teacher, if disturbed on the wrong day. They know it, and that is the scariest thing." @AdrienneNGreen writes nym.ag/3ciueHS
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Amazing afternoon, unique concept for an exhibition ⁦@Guggenheim⁩
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