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🔥🚨LATEST: This rave where mothers took their toddlers to party is going viral for how successful the event was.
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i went to the eye doctor and they did the thing where they blow a puff of air in your eye
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Me in 1990: we will have hoverboards in 2026 2026:
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Replying to @FinkUp100
When they catch yo grandma making Israel hate post on Facebook
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when I click on "confirm payment" and they actually take my money
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asked my date what kind of work she does and she said “who gives a shit”
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El-Sayed: He’s a punk. He’s a New York billionaire who has never cared about anyone. And on top of that— Crowd: He’s a pedophile El-Sayed: I was just going to say he has very small hands
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I ❤️ this so much. This is the real America we live in
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