@pessimisticeli

trying my best to not suck at friendship n video games. INFJ. izuku, yuji, gojo n denji defender 🌻🫶🏻

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Joined May 2014
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i hope whoever stole my package was also planning to be yuuji itadori jerking off for halloween
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You just had to be there
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esoteric fat boy@esotericfatboyOct 14
When fat ben afleck is power fucking you from the back and it’s about to slip out and he double grips u from the waist and starts fucking you like a pocket pussy making it sound like a pair of slides walking on wet asphalt… yeah imma have to go with fat ben afleck y’all
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gore site banning someone for being underage
gabrielbr🪖@sulgabrielbrOct 12
LMAO. I wasn't expecting this.
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it's crazy how tamaki's level of chalancy hasn't been achieved by a single male character ever since ouran ended. like. wow hes in his own league
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The Shuffle CEO watching Jack Doherty’s dumbass ACTUALLY write his signature on the contract:
FearBuck
@FearedBuckOct 11
Jack Doherty is no longer allowed to post on social media after signing a contract with a gambling website without reading it, which stated that he couldn’t post on social media. The company’s CEO responded, saying, “Money well spent to get this mf off the internet.”
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its Japanese Funk, everybody loves it in the future
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how men deal with rejection
Rare
@stfuayenOct 7
How women deal with rejection 🤡 🤡
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dogs specifically aiming to sniff a girl’s vagina for absolutely no reason whatsoever
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Meanwhile on the other side of raccoon city
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We could’ve answered literally all of those questions.
ada@buddiestrangerOct 10
we’re actually doomed
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When I lose 2 arms and a leg in a car crash and the doctor tries saving me
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Western boomers with 5 years left to live would forcefully throw their 18 year old grandson into the reactor so they could spend their remaining years gambling their inheritance on slot machines.
Raw Milk Chad (NEET ARC)
@RawmilkchadOct 8
After the 2011 Fukushima nuclear disaster, hundreds of Japanese senior citizens volunteered to clear the radioactive site. They felt compelled to help so that the younger generations wouldn't have to suffer from the dangerous levels of radiation. Western boomers could never.
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my life insurance payout is about $100k which isn’t a lot but like.. it’s more than i have now. when i die throw me in the trash
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You mean to tell me the tariffs... WERE BAD???
Headquarters
@HQNewsNowOct 7
New analysis reveals that Trump's tariffs raised prices on consumers and increased price inflation significantly. Without the tariffs, it's estimated prices would've fallen.
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FORTNITEMARES
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“lesbian trans men” “afab/amab lesbians” “straightbians (???)”
Tricia ⚢@LaveroseradfemOct 5
Why just why
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at least cigarette smokers know their shit stinks. You guys are annoying
cigs@AngryVoter2024Oct 5
Yeah I could give less of a shit like weed smells objectively good and people who claim it smells bad are just boomers or spiritual boomers
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fany retweeted
blue@cowboyybluesOct 6
Old people when the babies they don’t let people abort actually grow up and need to live
AF Post
@AFpostOct 5
89% percent of baby boomers back higher taxes on younger Americans as a means to protect their Social Security benefits. 84% of those aged 55 to 64 also support tax hikes on young Americans who, on average, suffer an inferior quality of life to their parents. This is from a 2025 Cato Institute poll. Follow: @AFpost
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