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Brother in law used chat gpt to book my niece’s birthday party and we showed up today and there’s no party
As I’ve gotten older, I’ve realized there’s so much more to life than football. Your happiness shouldn’t be tied to the performance of people you’ve never met. There’s a lot of beauty in the world if you’re willing to look beyond the game.
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Replying to @StankBastard
It’s gonna be a conversation when bake gets healthy. Baker should start but man this kid is gonna have the fan base talking if he keeps this up.
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Tua is the funniest QB ever he just jogged out there cleats untied wedgie in his butt and threw it directly to Kyle Hamilton and got right on the team bus
Replying to @TERRABTRACYJR
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Replying to @gregauman
The Palmer has been ripped off my 10 jersey. It has life again.
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Passing touchdowns mean free McNuggets for you.
Claim yours: tex.nz/6FreeMcNuggets
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Collinsworth- “Man how about these Flock cameras? I’m glad they didn’t have those in November of 1986. I hit a guy with my Buick outside of Portland. It was pouring rain. I never saw him. Still don’t know if he lived.”
Tirico- “Goff’s pass is incomplete.”


























