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🚨 BREAKING: The Government has announced a £100 on-the-spot fine for anyone caught saying "Can I get..." at a bar. Officials state the phrase is "linguistically offensive" and a "threat to traditional British pub culture.”
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I was going to chance putting a wash on - but it's just started raining. Fucking Russians!
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Replying to @Ryanair
@Ryanair Ryanair, is there any chance you could actually respond to the emails customers have sent regarding the cancelled flight from Madrid to Bristol on 16th November? We are still waiting for a response regarding our refund and would really appreciate some clarification.
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A classic 😂 Remember the first time I saw this, it took me far too long to get 😂
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😅😂🤣
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Good morning Subbuteo fans. Today's Subbuteo Sunday is a 1970's throwback. #SubbuteoSundays
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CLUB STATEMENT: Dom Edwards The club can confirm that Women’s First Team Manager Dom Edwards will depart the club following this Sunday’s fixture against Swindon Town. The manager recently informed the club of his wish to step down from his position due to personal reasons, a request which the club has accepted. Assistant Manager Alfie Crickmar and Coach Nick Crickmar will also depart their roles with the Women’s First Team following Sunday’s fixture. We would like to place on record our thanks to all three for their commitment, hard work and contribution during their time with the club and we wish them all the very best for the future. Following Sunday’s game, Head of Football Jay Devereux will take interim charge of the Women’s First Team while the club begins the process of appointing a new manager. Applications for the position of Hashtag United Women’s First Team Manager are now open. Those interested in the role are invited to submit their application (including details of their relevant experience) to [email protected]
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Tis true, hang in there 😂
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Happy Monday 🙃
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Very fitting that he won the same the week Dolly Parton passed away.
JOE DEAN IS A DP WORLD TOUR WINNER! The Englishman get his first win at the Husqvarna British Masters hosted by Sir Nick Faldo 🏆 #HusqvarnaBritishMasters
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When a yorkie was a yorkie @ROWNTREES
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This afternoon sees Dr Dom’s team line-up as follows… 🔙 @GraceGillard1 is BACK in a Tags shirt 🆕 New striker Natasha Marie starts up top! 💥 Our latest addition @KelciBowers features from the bench! 👀 and there’s a handful of Trialists looking to make an impact too… We are now underway at the Techsoc.com stadium in the new @vx3apparel Third Kit 🙌 📸: @ethanbailey01_
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“The last time I said ‘Andy Burnham’, I was talking about my brother’s porn collection!”
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France v England Saturday night. Totally pointless, waste of time, just a money making exercise to pay off the FIFA bribes. Should collude to let Mbappé and Jude score 10 goals each so that the rat faced gobshite Messi can’t win the golden boot. The world would applaud.👏🏻
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🚨PLEASE HELP🚨 My granny, Paula, is missing. She left Benidorm’s Chaplin’s Bar, rat-arsed, at 4:30am with a chap called Miguel. • Fine peroxide-blonde bob • Prescription sunglasses (self-tinting) • Benidorm beads (€4 from Oluwafemi on the beach) • Second degree sunburn
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