@perfecttimingfr

future politician

 My zone
Joined September 2023
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Donโ€™t check on me, unless you got a Cheque for me.
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Haywhy๐Ÿงƒ
@Haywhy_F_XOct 15
700k for a classy girl like me๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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are you okay ?
OLUCHI๐Ÿซฆ ( you have no funder)
@PhatbabeluuuOct 15
Instead of Tinubu winning again, the world should end.
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
ayo ๏ผŸ
@ayblaackOct 14
na after school you go begin dey realize say na man your papa be
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suicide
Baragan๐Ÿป
@_saylessbr0Oct 15
whats the best way to escape reality without consuming drugs or alcohol ?
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the average nigerian is very wicked and heartless
URGLY GRAMM๐Ÿƒ
@UrglyGrammOct 13
2pack of adidas socks 70k, buh one werey from one village from Nigeria dey sell one pair of socks for 200k and una dey blame government, e no go better for this country again .
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you wonโ€™t have to bother about lamborghini maintenance
Temidayo๐Ÿ’
@rae_chloe133Oct 12
They say everything in life has a good and bad side, so whatโ€™s the good side of being poor?
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BIG FISH
@adekunleGOLD13 Jan 2012
Even those that can afford N250 per litre conveniently are complaining bitterly, yu wretched mofo be supporting GEJ,nonsense! Arindin ode!
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weโ€™re nonchalant
๐“๐“ฒ๐“ผ๐“ฑ๐“ช ๐™š๐ŸŒฑ
@bisiiii_Oct 12
What are the signs of a guy with a big dick?
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i no go hear anything at all ๐Ÿ˜‚
Chilx
@iamchilxOct 12
E get the kind money wey go enter my hand, I go turn deaf and dumb.
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youโ€™re not oo
โ„™๐•™๐•š๐•โœจ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฆ…
@Chibz_PhilOct 12
Am I the only one who dislike eating Okro soup?
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alot
jane@janedesiresOct 12
explain your 2026 so far in one word.
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i dey face am too, face your own
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stew ?๐Ÿ˜‹
Iremide@RxIremideOct 11
People say, โ€œWhen life gives you lemons, make lemonade.โ€ But what if life gives you tomatoes?
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never. i even drew it on me
๐’ซ๐’ถ๐“๐“ˆ๐“€๐’พโ›ท๏ธ
@praisepal_Oct 11
I genuinely donโ€™t think Iโ€™ll ever outgrow cartoons๐Ÿ˜ญ
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car bills ๐Ÿ’”
molola๐Ÿซง๐ŸŒธ@LolaschanneOct 11
Out of all the bills you pay, whatโ€™s the one you hate the most?
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no mind dem ๐Ÿ˜‚
ms.
@ms__faeeOct 11
Fraud is bad but you wan vote Tinubu next year?
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i no fit still afford am๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿป
๐”ธb๐•’๐•ซ๐•ซ
@abazwhyllzzOct 11
iPhone 16 wey everybody dey rush that year is now 550k๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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we. any problems ?
Temidayo๐Ÿ’
@rae_chloe133Oct 11
So men turn 30 and are considered mature, but women turn 30 and are suddenly considered past their prime? Who came up with this nonsense?
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i no blame una. @MTNNG
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no matter what i go through i still pay my spotify premium ๐Ÿ˜‚
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