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Justaguy 💚

@pendulem74

Im not a journalist, politician, or content creator. Im just a guy with strong opinions. I live and die by autocorrect. Coffee and tiramisu snob. #resistance

 Washington State
Joined November 2009
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I'm embarrassed to be an American today. This, and the rest of the archaic, and politically motivated rulings that have been handed down by this court are not the result of bad actors in our government but the result of our collective apathy in regards to voting. We have one of
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Can we invoke Article 5 on ourselves?
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If Biden gets elected he might not make it the 4 years, if tRump gets elected we might not have a country left in 4 years. I think the choice is obvious.
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I just want to make a few things clear: The Holocaust happened. Hitler was a demonic figure. And instead of giving it a platform, our political leaders should be calling out and rejecting antisemitism wherever it hides. Silence is complicity.
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Ok but they’re fun, fabulous, and fir-ocious?
A text conversation with my exhausted boss. Her vibe is “begrudgingly supportive. “ My vibe is “obnoxiously enthusiastic.” The conversation goes: Me: I have a plan for those seedlings the nursery gave us! Boss: the ones you’re using to teach people about forestry? Me: Hear me out - reali - tree stars Boss: Stop. Me: they’re strong. They’re beautiful. They throw shade. They wear luxurious fir coats. Boss: I really can’t keep defending you.

ALT A text conversation with my exhausted boss. Her vibe is “begrudgingly supportive. “ My vibe is “obnoxiously enthusiastic.” The conversation goes: Me: I have a plan for those seedlings the nursery gave us! Boss: the ones you’re using to teach people about forestry? Me: Hear me out - reali - tree stars Boss: Stop. Me: they’re strong. They’re beautiful. They throw shade. They wear luxurious fir coats. Boss: I really can’t keep defending you.

The real house firs of Washington! Five conifer seedlings stand proudly in terracotta pots that have bedazzled to look like glamorous gowns. That has to be the first time that sentence was written in the history of the English language.

ALT The real house firs of Washington! Five conifer seedlings stand proudly in terracotta pots that have bedazzled to look like glamorous gowns. That has to be the first time that sentence was written in the history of the English language.

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How can we play soccer against whales when they don’t even have feet
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@NBCNews13 Nov 2022
BREAKING: Democrat Catherine Cortez Masto wins re-election to the U.S. Senate in Nevada, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/3O9zthp
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Update: The Twitter wildfire is at 44 billion acres and 0% contained.
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Absentee ballot request for Georgia Senate runoff is now OPEN! Deadline to request absentee ballots is Nov 28th. Here is even the request link to make it easy. Don’t wait and vote Warnock! sos.ga.gov/news/georgias-abs…
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George Takei
@GeorgeTakei9 Nov 2022
Has anyone explained to Herschel Walker that “run-off” doesn’t mean what he did to his kids?
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Barack Obama
@BarackObama7 Nov 2022
A simple message from @JoeBiden and me: Vote!
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Everything happening on Twitter now is a lot easier to understand if you‘ve ever had a younger sibling that invented a game and added a new rule every time they started losing.
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FYI: for the last three elections, republicans have been rigging polls to make it look like they’re ahead so they can point to them when they lose as “evidence” that they shouldn’t have lost. IGNORE THE POLLS. VOTE.
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@Mariners31 Oct 2022
Ah, that explains it!
Photoshop of Mariners players dancing in the background during a play in the Seahawks game yesterday.

ALT Photoshop of Mariners players dancing in the background during a play in the Seahawks game yesterday.

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Just massive kudos for the person who created this Halloween squirrel feeder xitter.cf/Todd_Spence/status/144…
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Sideline penalty on the @Mariners?
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holy shit
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Sigma Sreedharan@sigmas29 Oct 2022
Tonight's #Crescent #Moonset behind #SpaceNeedle in #Seattle. I wasn't planning on a moonshot, but when I saw that gorgeous moon at sunset and an unexpected clear sky, I just had to go for it.
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Ron Mexico@ronmexi726 Oct 2022
Replying to @ZacStevens
Only time all year he’s gone down the middle
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The modern Seattle experience is trying to figure out if your throat hurts from covid or from basically taking bong rips of Douglass Fir all day
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