Just inherited this Twitter account from my great great great great great great great great great great grandfather. What did he do?

while I don’t like that this user has stolen my identity, I do agree that we should do everything in our power to combat the terrible policies of Mike Pence... here hoping when all is said and done, they’ll acknowledge they are but a fan account

while I love my moment in the spotlight, I also agree we should stay focused on the people with preexisting conditions who would lose their healthcare coverage under a 2nd Trump/Pence term....

guys, I haven’t gotten my test results back yet, but I’m not feeling well...

now they are writing poems for me!

just think though: if it weren’t for me, you’d all be going to bed feeling so sad...

As a fly lucky enough to still have a job in Trump’s America (most of my friends have been laid off), I have to go to bed. But I’ll let my fan accounts take over!

I love having a friend who is a designer!

Really loving all these fan accounts people have set up for me! But real talk, anybody know how to get verified? Might as well do something as I wait for the results of my covid test...

No Allen, no they aren’t.

slightly worried that we’re gonna have to fight over who the real fly is... but I already know, i am lord of the pence flies.... (and nobody will touch me b/c of COVID risk!)

Black Lives Matter

OMG @GayleKing ☺️🥰