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Kenya
Joined February 2016
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IF you're planning to start a business this year; Read this ✍️🏾
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If you're still dealing with women who need your money for nails, hair, food and rent, you don't respect yourself as a man
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It’s a mistake thinking sex is enough to keep a man. Give him loyalty, respect, affection, peace, genuine friendship and a woman who actually wants to understand him. Don’t just satisfy his body and neglect his soul.
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It was until today that I got to know that Cetrizine sio ya allergies tu. Kumbe it also tightens the pussy. Wuew.
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Go visit your parents as often as you can, stop this social media nonsense that parents respect you more when they don't see you often. An aging parent always looks at their phone hoping you will call or keeps looking at the gate hoping you show up.
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Alaar you guys what are you using cetirizine for coz as far as i know,i only use it for Homa jameni you are taking this syllabus very fast...comb me..
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Dating a broke girl will drain you financially , You’ll be funding the whole relationship and the only benefit you get is sex. 💀
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Women will never take responsibility for their decisions; there must always be someone or something to blame. Accountability doesn’t exist in their vocabulary.
Ovulation can really have you making very bad decisions
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Ukiwa mjanja then unajuanga hawa madem wanaendanga church on Sunday wanakuanga very reliable, unaweza wapeleka kejani direct. Hawananga mambo mingi, bora tu upike lunch, you will be swimming there.
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Siku inaanza na mvua na your 8 to 5 babe amekazana kuvaa a short dress to work? Brother I've got news for you, office husband must eat. Amemiss yeye the whole weekend.
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We have seen people asking whether it is better to borrow from a SACCO or a bank. Here is how both work. Save the thread below
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Sometimes a woman will not leave you , she will just make trouble when you're in public together so that strangers can kill you. Nimeona mama anatukana watu wa nduthi na bwanake anakaa mutu anaweza piga labda mtu Tano pekee. Aaaah women buana just leave buana.
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Nimeogopa mambo na kureverse pesa, yaani nilitumia msee 1k yangu nimefanyia kazi by mistake nikapigia safaricom warudishe , imagine the girl kupigiwa na safaricom she had the audacity ya kuambia saf ati nilikua nalipia escort na massage ata ka ni wewe hapo utajitetea aje 🥲
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Kuna siku nmeitwa na tajiri ingine huko Nyari estate kuangalia mbona kwake hakuna stima..And let me tell you,rich people are lazy sana..Imagine the problem was the circuit breaker ilikuwa imeshuka.Mimi kupandisha tu hivi bulb ikawaka..Ilibidi nipande kwa ceiling nikakaa huko 4hrs
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😂😂this account be cooking Muslims.
If Allah wanted women to be covered at all times, He could have created them with fur, like monkeys.
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Utapata kuna comrade hajui form za Ai kama loggy 3 ama Action Model. Stay sharp link naweka kwa comments
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Kama hio heist ya Safaricom na Equity imekupita wewe ni mamba mslow sana. Massive withdrawals lately
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Nmeskia kuna app inaitwa loggy 3 inalipa watu .....kwani nko nyuma aje..hamuezi nishow...frauds @grok about it
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Polygamous men live longer lives compared to their monogamous counterparts. Sijapata mzee ako in his 90s who had one wife.
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Apps kama cricfy,youcine all those cracked apps makes me believe there are a thousand apps that can earn you a living but wasee wamegatekeep
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Wewe unapeleka malaya kwa lodging ya mia nane. Mzungu anampeleka yeye kwa hoteli ya elfu kumi na nane.
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