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BREATHE IN MICROPLASTICS, EAT MICROPLASTICS
Love on each other
NEW FRANCE 17
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"Once I built a railroad, I made it run
Made it race against time
Once I built a railroad, now it's done
Brother, can you spare a dime?"
one benefit of growing older is living long enough to see all the teen idols crone out into these miserable prunes of malice.
🌶️Essspicy take:
Daniel Day-Lewis is a great actor and all, but sometimes his performances feel like he's so determined to be patently singular that you're left appreciating his performance but forgetting the arc of the character he's been paid to represent.
We've spent the last six years cresting into oblivion; our senses pick up amplifier echoes, kinetoscope flickers, and old, close-knit celebrations, but we know it's just the collective psyche reverberating our earlier joys and--now--we've set a doleful timer on our last dances.
Bono Smells His Fingers retweeted
Sure, Anthropic may have stolen all the world's intellectual property, destroyed the education system, incited mass layoffs among the corporate class, devalued all art and destroyed social trust but somehow they also managed to lose $80 billion in the first half of 2026
Just don't eat the bean and bacon soup after a few cocktails, otherwise, you'll yawn it back onto your pillow at four in the morning.
Mary had a brother named Hashtag; she passed the name to her son to fulfill a long-term outreach prophecy.
"You're that looney bird's son. He put your ear to a stove. Your old man is locked up in that looney bin up in Tolkas!"
"Is today the day..."
-...when everything crumbles
-...when I have to move out of my home
-...when I'm paralyzed in bed while alarms ring
-...when everyone triangulates against my well-being
-...when lunch costs 100 digital dollars
-...when the present divorces the past...
..?
Bono Smells His Fingers retweeted
Peace is only possible when power is met with accountability.
When humility triumphs over ego.
When we're proud of our conceptual and literal shared humanity, not just of our nation, ethnicity, party or "team".
I am never under the illusion I will see this day come.
99% of billionaires are going to kill themselves trying to impress their courtesans while pulling a Dukes of Hazzard bridge jump in their flying cars.
