I got back on Facebook. Threads and Instagram are still not working for me.

It's not just Facebook and Instagram, it's Threads, too.

Did Meta crash?

Sorry, I didn't vote today. 😕 I gave birth instead. Here is sweet Nell Laurie. 🥰 7lbs 12oz, 21" long, born (very quickly) this morning at 2:42am. Everyone is doing well. 😊

How do I turn off notifications about people posting stuff? Came on here and had 9 new notifications and I thought people actually liked and/or replied to one of my posts, but it's just notifications about other people's posts.

My ultrasound vs Edvard Munch's The Scream. 😱 😂😂😂

11 years! 🧡🎊💙 (#GoPhillies)

How do I get ride of this thing on the top of my timeline?? It's really annoying.

I contacted @amazon customer service, explained that I cut off the tags & washed newborn clothes my mom bought off our registry, but was wondering if I could still return them. (They may be too small.) They gave me a full refund w/out having to return the clothes! Thanks! 😃

Welp, I didn't turn into a zombie. #EmergencyAlertSystem

I just got my Covid booster on Thursday, so I wonder if I'll be turning into a zombie tomorrow. 🧟‍♀️ I'll have to find someone to look after my 2yo until my husband gets home from work.

Half hour left to vote!

I just lost an earring down the drain 😩 @bodyartforms I guess you'll be getting more of my money. 😂

Girl name poll:

Wait, did the Rapture happen yet? #TheRapture #Rapture

Nope. 🙅🏻‍♀️

Is Danelo Cavalcante wearing an Eagles sweatshirt? 😄🦅 #DaneloCavalcante #GoBirds #FlyEaglesFly

This was the first notification I got in the 14 days Danelo Cavalcante was on the loose. 😂 At least he's finally caught! #DaneloCavalcante