The Yahoo guy in my compound is secretly selling his properties.... I was scrolling through Facebook Marketplace when I came across one of his ads. He listed the generator he bought for ₦450,000 last year for just ₦250,000. I used my friend's Facebook account to negotiate with him. He agreed to ₦200k. My friend met him at a junction, paid, I went to pick it at night. This morning, he came to charge his phone in my apartment. He saw the generator on my verandah, stared at it, left, came back. Stared again. Left again. When he came to pick up his phone, he said, "This generator too resemble my own o, they just be like twinne"🧐