im not allowed to own a gun cuz i would use it

one time a man tried to fight me and I got scared so i kicked him in the balls and crawled under his legs (he had me pinned against a wall) and ran away

my coworker i dislike finally figured out i don’t like her and she hasn’t bugged me about anything at all tdy god bless

never ask a man his salary or a woman how many empty cans are in her backseat

ughhh she was so small 😭💕

i want another tattoo so bad

one of my managers got fired cuz he made a fake instagram account to harass one of my other managers for rejecting him 😭

my screentime is too high so im going to try devoting myself to a hobby again

my niece’s mom took her phone away and now I can’t text her 💔

music and art are the greatest gifts from humanity

i slept for like 13 hours bro wtf

ive never had jimmy johns before

uncle is such a weird word

bitch i wake up no stylist

my coworker who is always nice to everyone finally bugged out on someone today and it was so scary 😭😭

the face of a girl who ate her own shit and threw it up on my bed at 6:30 am

having ur nose pierced is fun until ur boogers crust on the jewelry

when im at work putting stuff away and customers throw stuff they don’t want into my cart and increase my workload bc they’re lazy so i lwk set the whole building ablaze and walk away like nothing happened