@peatjerky

third derivative poaster, if you see this send help

Joined February 2023
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so is john summit wasian or what?
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bottomless stomach? fill issue its time to pay, but forgot your wallet? bill issue whatever you ate gave you food poisoning? ill issue it gets so bad you die, but dont have heirs? will issue
wolfie
@wolfie_Oct 10
hate pickles? dill issue
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Mid 80s is peak performative vibecoding weather in SF
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my belief system is whatever this is
Tosia@horsemoderrSep 28
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i have found my new favorite anime
Jack468@jack840ASep 17
Here is the "That's Racist" scene from Community Japanese Dub.
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Lake America, Great Again!
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head of growth? naw. growth from head.
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BREAKING: Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un is a fan of American nutritionist Dr. Raymond Peat. He is said to be familiar with his theories on metabolism, and is following a diet many are calling “peaty.”
DPRK News Service
@DPRK_NewsAug 23
Diet of Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un rich in vitamins, enzymes and important metabolic oils.
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Autocorrecting “South Korea” to “Puppet state” is beast mode ngl
Out of Context Human Race
@NoContextHumansAug 17
The BBC obtained a mobile phone that was smuggled out of North Korea. The level of control the regime holds over its citizens is shocking but not surprising.
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We’re seeing Black Mirror episode premises that shouldn’t even be legal (they can’t keep getting away with it)
CRSHMARKET
@crshmarketAug 19
What if any livestream could become a prediction market? Will her Uber arrive in under 2 minutes? Will he get her phone number? Will he score the next goal? Markets that have never existed before... until now.
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Millennials had it so good they made a meme about a cute blue eyed chick that was overly attached to you
Covfefe ✟@covfefeggAug 20
This is ‘Overly Attached Girlfriend’ from several years ago. She’s even older now. She’s a mom.
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fuck it, this is now a NK juche stan account
The Gulag
@WelcomeTheGulagAug 18
North Korean state TV recommends drinking a liter of beer to beat the summer heat
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Maybe the biggest remaining arbitrage opportunity (you just need to pick the right neighborhood / east bay city within walking distance of a BART station)
ABC7 News
@abc7newsbayareaAug 18
AI wealth ignites San Francisco home prices while Oakland stagnates abc7ne.ws/kepxnn
AI wealth ignites San Francisco home prices while Oakland stagnates

ALT AI wealth ignites San Francisco home prices while Oakland stagnates

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well, now i know where to go if i want to use an llm trained on the internal docs of a failed budget airline
Abhijay Rana
@abhijaymranaAug 17
Wow, seems like Google is buying Spirit Airlines' enterprise data for $10m (outbidding Mercor at $7.5m). Basically includes every internal document, email, workflow, and codebase for a once $6B company. Honestly, $10m for 34 years of operational data really seems like a steal.
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“Japanese culture is nothing but a bunch of barbaric sex-related stuff, like sneaking into bed at night or gangbangs and all that”
日本から逃げた人
@SekaiUtuAug 14
日本文化なんて、夜這いとか乱〇とか全部野蛮な性関連ばかりだ。子供の頃近所の神社にお参りに行ったら、巨大な陳坊が祭られていて、「絶対こんな宗教を信じては成らない」と思った。
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do goyim REALLY ?
Eric Balchunas
@EricBalchunasAug 12
Gen Z is moving money from stocks to sports betting in wealth plans, 52% of them have redirected inv funds to sports betting and quarter of them treat sports betting as a deliberate part of their long-term financial plan, according to survey from Betterment. Wow.
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this is what condom sex feels like
raturious@raturioussAug 8
sentir les odeurs d’aisselles dans le métro et ne pas pouvoir lecher xitter.cf/YET0AHlR/status/192519…
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peatjerky@peatjerkyJun 14
Replying to @GeringerAdam
we need an aesthetic robin hood. grifters that will fail to deliver promised returns, but at least leave behind some cool looking art and buildings. a dank knight.
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bumping the odysseus rap unironically lowkey a bop
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