i know nothing but i’m here to learn • social psych phd: celebs, language, media, & wealth science™ • MSL UXR

Manhattan, NY
Joined February 2009
engaged 💙 @banielnyc
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Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever
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Hi, it's Darshita. I am a designer. And I'm pitching myself in public 'cause I'm done with a year full of anxiety. Everyone says design is dead and AI killed it. But the real parasite was hiding in plain sight. So here's my film, DESIGN IS DEAD. She's bold, fearless and very PINK 💖 Hiring? My DMs are open.
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Look it's popular to hate on Crown Heights for being annoying but they really delivered on this one
Hey man you never know what’s happening in other cities but Tiktok is here to save us and let us know
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“love is in the air” WRONG. LETS GO GAMBLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰 WE’RE SO CLOSE TO WINNING BIG 🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰 I KNOW IT 🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰
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me when COVID hit vs now
me when COVID hit vs now
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Call me crazy but I feel like a crowded stairwell isn’t the right place to be figuring out what YouTube video to watch.
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J J Abrams when he renames his daughter Satan
I'm almost afraid to ask. You're not Satan from hell are you
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Washington Dulles Airport has discovered the HI
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the point of being a hater is having taste. For everything you hate on you must have something you just as enthusiastically recommend. Otherwise you’re a cancer upon society
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throwback to the time I took hours out of my day to decipher the rural juror finale song and make this karaoke-style lyric video and then never posted it bc it was strictly for my own personal enjoyment (until now bc I'm philanthropic like that)
jane krakowski’s performance in 30 rock as jenna maroney is really one of the greatest of all time of all genres
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Wait hell yeah this rocks
Replying to @paulg
How lazy can we fucking get. There’s absolutely no value in an agent buying something on Amazon. It’s just something people do to sound cool. I already have a human agent who buys way too much shit on Amazon called my wife.
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Wait now I’m scared
every word of this paragraph is absolutely mindboggling
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Hey @DoorDash/@DoorDash_Help - your team thinks that me asking for an escalation is a “NRN” despite this being a SAFETY AND SECURITY COMPLAINT.
Hey @DoorDash why do your dashers keep entering my home. This is the third time in a month when I’ve had a dasher open the front door. @DoorDash_Help
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patrick doyle retweeted
No he actually did find a new planet LOL
new type of ai psychosis just dropped
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The Reddit user identified a planet candidate (~1.4 Earth radii, 3.18-day orbit) in public NASA TESS data using Claude Code. TESS approved 2-min follow-up observations as DDT Program #100. It remains unconfirmed pending November data. tess.mit.edu/science/ddt/ zenodo.org/records/229674… aistify.com/claude-code-pl…
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Was fully expecting this audio to just be one of the new Taylor Swift songs
we’re cooked I’m afraid
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guy wearing an “i ♥️ boobies” livestrong band in 2026 is crazy
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patrick doyle retweeted
i'm starting a new service called, 'you're being insane' where i will reach out to people who are being insane and embarrassing themselves and be like, 'here's my card'
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