shimmy shimmy ya. first we feast, then we felony

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Joined January 2011
Replying to @pchip12
@pchip12 happy Father's Day to this new dad. Didn't lose for 3 straight years #messi – at Murray, UT
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@brettkbinford miss you always
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@pchip12 so well see you at McDonald's? – at Mount Olympus, UT
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82-0 is gonna be one hell of a record
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september 30th october 1st
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Is there like a secret campaign against this movie? It ain’t Citizen Kane or nothing but it’s a good fun movie. Marlon and Tyriq are acting their asses off. It’s funny, it’s weird, it’s entertaining. The music was fire and whoever shot and edited this went crazy. I feel like “film bros” want everything to be an A24 style layered movie movie full of symbolism that you need a 30 minute YouTube breakdown to understand. If you not too pretentious to just enjoy some well shot weird shit, I recommend it.
‘HIM’, produced by Jordan Peele and directed by Justin Tipping, debuts at 36% on Rotten Tomatoes. Read our review: bit.ly/HIMDF
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cedric coward or bust
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Same.
"I go watch a @MikeTyson pump-up video — get ready to knock somebody out." - Baker Mayfield on what he does in the locker room just before kickoff 🤣
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81-1 is gonna be one hell of a record #jazz
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Great moments are born from great opportunity. And that's what you have here tonight, boys. That's what you've earned here, tonight. One game. If we played 'em ten times, they might win nine. But not this game. Not tonight. Tonight, we live mas. - Kalani Sitakes speech
A Kansas State Fan Has Vowed To Shove A Beefy 5 Layer Burrito Up His Ass If They Lose To BYU On Saturday buff.ly/3MSGaVa
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til 3005 I got your back, we can do this.
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nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - Boris Diaw’s importance on the 2014 spurs
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did you never watch Billy madison
I wonder if shampoo and conditioner are friends irl or if it’s purely professional
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all pie is good pie
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every team that plays the giants this year needs to play this track
Darren Waller just dropped a ballad after his divorce with Kelsey Plum and it is… something
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how else am i supposed to get my cardio
This guy just walked into the Equinox basketball court, shot 50 threes, missed all 50 of them, and left. One of the most amazing things I’ve ever seen.
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Under Armour made Kelsey Plum a special edition Breakthru 5 PE for Aces’ Ring Night — inspired by her parade cigars & trophy gold celebrating @KelseyPlum10’s back-to-back championships. 🏆🏆
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I genuinely. Genuinely. GENUINELY. Think SCOTT PILGRIM is a perfect film and every line and every delivery and every cut makes me laugh. The whole thing. End to end. Perfect.
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I witnessed @pchip12 do this once but with a different body part. Skyler needs to up his game
skyler gisondo is my princess diana
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