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Most of the nights i dont remember started with long islands
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Got this marketing email from chipotle saying show your tattoo and get a bogo. Remember like 2014 when everyone who worked there was alt and you got giant portions and the food was great and it was like $6. That was the best era
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Patrick Celli retweeted
FCS Team Strength (Net points per drive) vs. Strength of Schedule.
Recent games are weighted more.
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Michigan vs. Ohio State for a trip to the Duke’s Mayo Bowl is gonna be absolute cinema.
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Day 2 of full Democrat control of Congress.
Gas is still above $4 at my pump.
We’re still at war with Iran.
Local restaurants and businesses are struggling under tariffs.
And Democrats have done NOTHING but watch and laugh.
Isn’t that embarrassing?
Patrick Celli retweeted
Replying to @ScottPresler
MAGA down so bad they're celebrating wins in Guam lmao
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The FCS Untapped Top 25 Poll for Week 10.
New to the poll:
2️⃣2️⃣ @GoMocsFB
2️⃣3️⃣ @UAlbanyFootball
2️⃣4️⃣ @BengalGridiron
#FCSUntapped | #NCAAFCS
Patrick Celli retweeted
Jackson, Mississippi residents just lost a major legal battle over lead-contaminated tap water.
A federal judge threw out their lawsuit, ruling that the U.S. Constitution does not guarantee safe drinking water as a fundamental right.
I just saw a commercial for zero sugar tea. Do people not know that tea has zero sugar? Is it just marketing capitalizing on the zero sugar craze thing? Is there something else in this tea like stevia?
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Patrick Celli retweeted
2026 #MACtion so far:
- BallSac Bowl
- Fans calling plays for Akron
- WMU favorites in Pre-season poll
- UMass trying to win a game
- Sac State joining
- NIU leaving
What else?
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Just another absolute BEAUTY by @pcell619 and myself 🤙🏻💪🏻
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