I am a man who wears t shirts.

Birmingham, AL
Joined February 2009
Hi Twitter- it’s me PBush. It’s been a while. Just wanted to let you know I called my son “chief” today. Dad level-up.
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Aliens have been trying to teach us how to time travel but first we have to change our body composition which we are not willing to do we have tried with animals and it has failed
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Time travel puts 42,651 pounds of pressure on a human skeletal structure.... can you detach the brain from the body and equalize the pressure it could be done
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Patrick Bush retweeted
“O Great Love” is Available Now! A Best Of Collection from RSB. 22 songs. Find it wherever you listen to music. Will you consider helping us spread the word today? Thanks everybody! itunes.apple.com/us/album/o-…
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The best thing about having a birthday in 2018 is the gifs.
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When you hear the new Taylor single but then remember there's a full album still coming
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We constantly disappoint ourselves, how could we ever think we could live up to God's standard? Stop and celebrate God's grace today.
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Preseason rankings. That's it. That's the joke.
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Legitimate question: Is Fall Out Boy this decade's Nickelback?
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Just enjoyed my last Double Decker bar. Guess I'll have to go back to Northern Ireland to get more...
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Replying to @jrwade_
Is @jrwade_ neurotic?
62%Absolutely
0%Not quite, but close
38%No more than I am
8 votes • Final results
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So close, but in the end it hurts so bad. Made some nachos that were delicious, but they burned the roof of my mouth.
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This is kinda awesome if you like Star Wars and baseball xitter.cf/sportingnews/status/65…
Of course the Yankees get Vader. Check out the Star Wars version of your favorite MLB team. sportingnews.com/photos/4641…
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Just ate a salad.
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Cool surprise from @DoveMenCare. I guess that's one less excuse to not bathe.
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I used to joke that girls don't poop. My daughter just had a blowout on my leg to prove me wrong.
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