Whenever I find myself getting mad at nonsense like this, I remind myself that these people barely leave the house, rarely talk to anyone they’re attracted to, and have a purely theoretical and therefore mostly pointless view of sex, like a priest
don’t tell me “there’s other fish in the sea” those fishes don’t do what my fish does, they don’t even look like my fish. my fish swims a little different, kinda sideways, a little autistic. i like that fish. i want that fish
Obama destabilized Libya and was drone striking Somalia and now he’s an executive producer for a documentary about Africa, can hardly imagine how that’ll go
