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Paul Werner

@paulwerner89
 Auburn, AL
Joined July 2009
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Exciting pick. Should be a big improvement there next year.
Ken Rosenthal (@Ken_Rosenthal) profile pictureKen Rosenthal
@Ken_RosenthalNov 3
Source confirms to @Chandler_Rome: Jason Kanzler is the Mariners’ new manager. First: @DKramer_
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Of course, just about anybody would have been. But easily the most exciting selection of the candidates available.
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Incredible scene in line here at the Atlanta airport where one of the workers pushing a guy in a wheelchair is talking his ear off about the NBA. Rider is wearing a Yankees hat so he assumed he’s a Knicks fan. Currently going off on LeBron for passing at the end of the 2012 ASG.
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Goes from the best night of the year to the worst night of the year.
Field Yates (@FieldYates) profile pictureField Yates
@FieldYatesNov 1
That whole extra hour of sleep for daylight savings is cool until you have 3 kids under the age of 5.
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I have seen one swing of the leg so this is an early prediction but this freshman Clemson kicker Hauser just had as pure of a 26 yard FG as you’ll see in college. Future star!
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Gonna victory lap this one for Nolan Hauser. Guy is unreal. All started with a pure 26 yarder.
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Gonna go 4-11 next week because that’s how this goes. Gotta tweet about it before the inevitable horrible week—you do this long enough and you know it’s coming. But I’m doing some ATS picks thru ESPN and am I seeing the board or what right now. 68% and 17th overall!
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“Gonna go 4-11 next week because that’s how this goes.”
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When you predict your own 4-11 week you can shrug it off and hit 71% the next two weeks. Back in the top 50. Keep sawing wood. Board was seen with confidence this week. Onto the next!
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This BYU/UCF finish is insane. UCF spiking the ball on 1st down with the clock stopped is one of the funniest plays I’ve ever seen 😂
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Sam Vecenie
@Sam_VecenieOct 23
I mean, just an all-time TV segment. Making Chuck do Who He Play For multiple times in a row with the same players is a brilliant idea and I was legit crying laughing by the end, my god.
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BYU/Notre Dame clock operator was big on BYU that final drive.
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Like they just ended the game when the clock clearly had one second left. And on a defensive penalty but whatever, uncalled.
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So many of these games came down to a call or a no call. Disaster calls in the final minute against Ohio State and Florida State. No call for BYU. Correct call imo for Auburn. All critical. No way to really avoid it, just have to get it right.
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Gus Johnson just blowing all these calls like the refs on the roughing the passer 😂
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I do not care about announcers, watch most games on mute. Thought the Brewers fans getting mad about the announcers in the NLCS was absurd because who cares. But you can’t just be calling FGs good and touchdowns on incompletions!
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The Bills not taking two knees there and then kicking was crazy. I guess they (correctly) figured the Rams would get in FG range with 2 mins or 30 seconds if the FG missed. But a bizarre move.
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Imagine Josh Allen not being your favorite player in the league. Could not be me.
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I’ve heard coaches say a lot of things. Giving yourself a less than 5% chance at converting a 4th and 10 might be on the podium for craziest statements. I can’t imagine trying to get thru a football game if that’s the confidence you have in your offense.
DAVID BAZZEL (@DavidBazzel) profile pictureDAVID BAZZEL
@DavidBazzelOct 11
Ryan Silverfield’s explanation on punting with 1:48 to go instead of going for it on 4th down.
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I didn’t watch the game, have no idea if it was a good call or not. But that assessment means you probably have the wrong guy. Less than 1 in 20 chance!
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Ben Verlander
@BenVerlanderSep 28
🚨BEN VERLANDER 2026 MLB PLAYOFF PREDICTIONS🚨
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I put my son on the no fly list after a flight when he was 1.5. He’s since been removed & does fine. Flying from ATL to Maui next month & my youngest is 1.5. It’ll be the worst day of my life BUT the benefit is you land in Hawaii. Coming back will be the new worst day of my life.
Maia in Palm Springs (@maiab) profile pictureMaia in Palm Springs
@maiabOct 5
traveling with a 2.5 year old and a 4 year was 10x, 100x, possibly 1000x easier than traveling with a 1.5 year old and a 3 year old
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