Swarthmore, PA
Joined June 2009
Someone’s going to lose an eye.
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Grok is going to to have a fatwa.
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I guess African men are gentleman with African women who look exactly like Angelina Jolie.
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Doesn’t need to be said TBH.
Written in stone
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We've made an unprecedented promise to every union worker who powers our railroads: if you have a job when this merger is approved, you will have a job for life. Because the men and women who keep America moving deserve nothing less.

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Friday night counting the drunk WIP callers. Got one now.
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Shots fired in the bovine equine battle.
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Went out and touched grass at @swarthmore today
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Paul Dewan retweeted
From stealing parts at the repair shop to filing bullets and injecting mercury Mike thought he had the perfect assassination weapon. Deal goes smooth... until he realizes he’s the target now. Assassin has him in her sights
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Paul Dewan retweeted
A retired agent mission unexpectedly unearth a shocking secret
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Everything is a scam
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Dale is a Yankees, Cowboys and Lakers bandwagon fan #DalePartridgeFacts
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You’re a fraud
Replying to @sahouraxo
This is not what we envisioned when we said America first. Apologies.
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Noted
Jokes on you bud. I got noters too. I'm going get you two morons banned from being noters. Keep it up, watch what happens.
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🚨 BRAKING 🚨 This is absolutely disgusting, and I am shaking with rage. An @ICEgov van has been spotted OUTSIDE A CHURCH waiting to snatch worshippers This is a clear violation of the 1st Amendment that establishes the separation of church and state
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Big Dom legit has better hands than AJ Brown
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I’m doing this in my will
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Why does this look so odd. Why are you trying to make a five year old look 25?
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How do you kick someone in the head and not get a flag?
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