@paul_lander

Professional Comedy Writer/Producer. If it requires a noun, a verb and laughter I've done it. Won a few awards to give my Mom stuff to talk about with family.

 Tarzana CA.
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New Not Coming this Fall drop from the people who didn’t bring you Finding Chemo. youtube.com/shorts/ItDmGKPnm…

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Paul Lander@paul_landerOct 19
Extra! Extra! Latest Ripping the Headlines, 10/19/26 - Paul Lander - @HumorTimes humortimes.com/425488/rippin…

Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/19/26

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Katie Zacharia fired after five days as White House Press Secretary, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; …

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New Not Coming this Fall drop from the people who didn’t bring you Finding Chemo. youtube.com/shorts/ItDmGKPnm…

Not Coming This Fall: Finocchio

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Alex Cole
@acnewsitics14h
I love how this backfired on you idiots.
Dan Hauser
@hauserdan15h
My apologies. I posted the video of Amy Acton’s mother without understanding the details behind their relationship and the very serious accusations that caused their issues. After researching it, and the disturbing allegations, I have deleted the video post.
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Mike Reiss@MikeReissWriterOct 18
By 2028, every man woman and child in America will have been Trump's Press Secretary.
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Larry Sabato
@LarrySabatoOct 20
Even Mike Lindell might agree.
RKM@RKMSIOOct 20
Replying to @LarrySabato
@LarrySabato Showing my students your inspirational quote tomorrow
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If you and others take this path, and Mike Rogers wins, you will be complicit in enabling more judges, like Alito, Thomas and Cannon, more cabinet members like Hegseth, Lutnick and RFK Junior, more whitewashing of corruption and violence. You will own it.
Lon Johnson
@LonJohnson48226Oct 19
For me, the only dignified choice is to leave the Senate race blank—an undervote representing a rejection of ideological absolutism. This makes me no less a Democrat. I refuse to be complicit in excusing or accepting extremism to beat extremism. The madness has to stop somewhere. detroitnews.com/story/opinio…

Why we’re leaving El-Sayed’s spot on the ballot blank | Opinion

For many Democrats, leaving the ballot blank is an act of dignity.

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Humor Times@HumorTimesOct 19
EXTRA! EXTRA! Laugh All About It! Latest Issue of Humor Times is OUT, Full of the Best in Political Satire and Topical Humor! buff.ly/YpiER5q
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Humor Times@HumorTimesOct 19
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/19/26 - #humor #satire #funny #news humortimes.com/?p=425488

Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/19/26

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Katie Zacharia fired after five days as White House Press Secretary, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; …

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Thank ya Humor Outcasts for featuring Pretty Damn Sketchy’s latest YouTube parody: Finocchio. humoroutcasts.com/2026/not-c…

Not Coming this Fall: Finocchio

Created by Paul Lander & Matt Clark Pretty Damn Sketchy Comedy Series Written, Directed & Edited by Paul Lander & Matt Clark More episodes on YouTube

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Extra! Extra! Latest Ripping the Headlines, 10/19/26 - Paul Lander - @HumorTimes humortimes.com/425488/rippin…

Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/19/26

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Katie Zacharia fired after five days as White House Press Secretary, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; …

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Karen Finney
@finneykOct 18
No Jan - you got caught red handed trying to help prop up a paid GOP operative who was there to spread false, racist lies about Abdul because he is Muslim. Shame on you.
Jan Crawford
@JanCBSOct 18
Earlier, I tweeted a video from an Abdul El-Sayed town hall. I deleted that tweet because it was a violation of CBS News standards. I apologize.
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Paul Lander@paul_landerOct 18
Jennifer Aniston still reportedly earns $20 million a year from ‘Friends.’ Now we’re talking Friends with Benefits.
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Jennifer Aniston still reportedly earns $20 million a year from ‘Friends.’ Now we’re talking Friends with Benefits.
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evan loves worf
@esjesjesjOct 17
But he didn’t cure cancer. He cut cancer research. And he cut healthcare for millions of people.
Matt Van Swol
@mattvanswolOct 17
Elon Musk could literally cure cancer and every Leftist would protest in favor of cancer in the streets. Truly remarkable.
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Brian J. Karem
@BrianKaremOct 16
I think Moe, Larry and Curly were better.
Dr. Plotner | MEDBED
@PlotnerRic54175Oct 15
Trump runs the show, Vance fights in the trenches, and Rubio makes the world respect us again. Say what you want, but this is the strongest team Washington has seen in our lifetime.
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There is no male or female, there is no Jew or Greek, for we are all one in Christ Jesus. I think I read that somewhere.
Grant May@therealgrantmayOct 15
Hey Talarico, The Bible is not silent on abortion (it's murder) God is not nonbinary (He's a good Father) Jesus Christ is the only path to Heaven Transing kids is evil And your fake moderation on immigration is not fooling any Texans Texans, VOTE
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Thank ya Humor Outcasts for featuring Pretty Damn Sketchy’s latest YouTube parody: Finocchio. humoroutcasts.com/2026/not-c…

Not Coming this Fall: Finocchio

Created by Paul Lander & Matt Clark Pretty Damn Sketchy Comedy Series Written, Directed & Edited by Paul Lander & Matt Clark More episodes on YouTube

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Thank ya Humor Outcasts for reprinting my column: Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/16/26 humoroutcasts.com/2026/rippi…

Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/16/26

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the safety of ‘Moose and Squirrel,’ doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from M…

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Special event from Pretty Darn Sketchy YouTube channel. youtu.be/fpKUQrwjS2k

Special: Rev Run's Great Moments In Comedy History: Albert Brooks at...

A *Pretty Damn Sketchy" exclusive special: Rev Run's Great Moments ...

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