@patroklov

dyke. employed and hating it.

 Florida, USA
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Joined October 2016
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Other Senators: “it sucks that Braeden left but we are still decent friends and had a decent time catching up with him at dinner” Timmy Stu:
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this is kinda rapey and lesbiphobic im ngl. no one is entitled to sex
Ana 🇵🇸@ana__selleOct 20
Replying to @ana__selle
Se puede disfrutar del sexo de muchas maneras y si desde el momento en el que tú sabes que una persona que sí te interesaba no tiene los genitales que tú quieres, la estás rechazando por transfobia
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NHL
@NHLOct 21
NICOLAS DESLAURIERS' FIRST GOAL SINCE APRIL 13, 2025!!! 😲
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mike BABCOCK????
James Nichols
@JamesNicholsNHLOct 20
According to a study, Sheldon Keefe is the 8th most handsome coach in the NHL. (This is not my study and I did not ask for this in my inbox). rotogrinders.com/articles/mo…
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as if things couldnt be worse for canucks hockey 😭
WeathersWins@WeathersWinsOct 19
So I’m a casual hockey fan right. I refuse to believe that there is a team that’s literally called the cancucks Canadian Cucks? Like who tf thought of this name? Is a cancuck a thing in Canada I’m so confused????? #NHL #NHLTwitter why are they called this😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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yalls readiness to assume transphobia in everything a lesbian says— in ways that dont apply to literally anyone else— is so fucking crazy
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how is telling a lesbian to get therapy to “unpack why she doesnt like dick” not like a wildly offensive thing to say
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imagine the number of cute fun little videos flyersmin musta been tryna post but had to wait until they won a game or else every comment would be “BET YOU WOULD WIN A GAME IF YOU STOPPED EATING SO MANY HOTDOGS”
Philadelphia Flyers
@NHLFlyersOct 18
Trevor: "Nobody's eating more than six hot dogs." Porter: 👀
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Mr. D@WhoIsMrDOct 18
"Why won't Americans protest like that...." We do. Y'all may have short attention spans, but i don't. Black and Brown folk be fighting for their liberty and the police will throw everything back at them. The question is why won't YOU fight?
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۟@shakchunnyOct 17
no olympic drug testing this year
Elliotte Friedman
@FriedgeHNICOct 17
Florida Panthers are first NHL team ever to have three straight games with a natural hat trick Brady Tkachuk last two...Carter Verhaeghe tonight Insane
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i knew they wouldnt lose on my birthday
B/R Open Ice
@BR_OpenIceOct 18
THE PHILADELPHIA FLYERS HAVE FINALLY WON A NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE GAME THIS SEASON!!!! 🔥
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the funniest thing about all of this with “line wives” treating post hurricane work as like military deployment (a lot of guys come from out of state to restore power lines), is the girls they think they’re worrying about are men on grindr her man is absolutely plowing
𝓜𝓾𝓷𝓲 𝓡𝓪𝓽 🐀@Dr_DewSweepOct 17
Currently going down the rabbit hole of “line wife” TikTok…I’m literally dying of cringe
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one of my friends said after milton his notifications went crazyyy with out of state line guys
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Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 16
Katie Zacharia has been fired as White House press secretary after less than one week on the job. (nytimes.com/2026/10/16/us/po…)
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well… like yeah. im not even fully cured but i know it will only get worse if i dont take responsibility to get better
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idk about this 200mg ibu discourse, i got my moms 800mg prescription to tap from (ofc only for when i had tooth pain and period cramps)
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organic nhl homoeroticism is the ONLY thing this league has going back to yzer/federov. MY haterism comes from the fact that willmack is just painfully boring and the fourth wall breaking by the nhl itsself breaks nature documentary rules of not interfering which must be applied
Al🦣🏒@al00lalaOct 15
“I dislike willmack because crazy females ship them” I’m bored. I’ve heard it before. I’m moving on. “I dislike willmack because their perceived homoerotic tendencies are compromising the sharks chemistry” New. Fresh. Haterism from a different angle.
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This is Fraser Minten to me
trailcam
@Trail_CamsOct 14
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Bedard is on a generational run 😭
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This is why you should be able to squat 150kg at least because what if a baby elephant wants to ride your back and you don't have enough strength to pick it up. Couldn't be me.
Haberin Var Mı?
@HVMHaberOct 14
Ağırlığının farkında olmayan bebek fil, oynamak istediği adam onu taşıyamayınca hayal kırıklığına uğradı.
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