PSB 🇵🇸

this website sucks ass

most guys are just some guy

ok never mind im back on twitter or whatever its called now

self-deprecating humor is best executed when it also subtly insults someone else who you don’t like

what about A fruit snack eating contest I would fukn obliterate 1 o those

I feel like I’ve met enough spectacular losers in my day to make for at least 3 albums worth of Steely Dan characters

how many album covers are just drawings of hands doing stuff

not good enough for FB so here you go

whos ready for da saulery clipz

in lieu of less-frequent grand gestures in which I make an enormous ass of myself I find it helps to just make small and seemingly benign ass of myself on a daily basis

apolitical/centrist chud dude: “I hate how everything is political these days” same guy, after watching a piece of media that uses right wing talking points in an attempt lampoon leftist politics: “this is the greatest piece of media to come out in years”

I find the “I care deeply about changing the world but treat my own friends and family like shit” personality type to be very tiresome

pour one out for dudes in North Carolina who can’t log into Facebook or Pornhub today

guess I’ll post about hamburgers here instead of Facebook since it’s down today

oh hell yeah I love @UMO’s first album

whem the like got you weed

might as well love it you’re addicted to face