I cannot imagine what it would be like to feel calm. Calm is not my thing.

Nothing like having a kid to really make you realize that none of know what we are doing! #whatamidoing #parenting #parentlife

Go listen to Black Boots by Paula Cole RIGHT NOW! #paulacole #lilithfair #lilithfairdocumentary

I'm NOT mad, but anyone NOT listening to Paula Cole needs to fix that RIGHT NOW. #paulacole #lilithfair #musicrecommendation

I taught my daughter that it is HER body so it is HER choice if she wants to be tickled. #mydaughter #mybodymychoice #prouddad

My daughter who has dyslexia read all the instructions BY HERSELF and wrote us a note BY HERSELF. I couldn't be prouder!!! #prouddad #mydaughter #dyslexia

IT'S FRIDAY AT 5'CLOCK SOMEWHERE! 🥃

The time I almost died by exotic cake...

My FATHER OF THE YEAR story 🥇😆

The most bingeable comfort show ever. 💓 What a blast to chat with @jasonshowtv this week about The Golden Girls: 40 Years of Laughter and Friendship! Thank you so much for having me on!

Tonight's the night! Who is tuning in? 💓 The Golden Girls: 40 Years of Laughter and Friendship airs tonight on ABC! #thegoldengirls #thegoldengirls40years #goldengirls

The trailer for @abc2020 40th Anniversary Special of The Golden Girls dropped and you may or may not see a familiar face 👀👀👀 Airing Tuesday night, November 11th! 💓 @abc @abcnewsstudios @goodmorningamerica @hulu

Whoever made the high school activities schedule was homophobic. I said what I said! 😅

Nobody was hurt in the making of this video 😆 Kate taught me well!

The struggle is SO REAL! What is your favorite way to dress up a veg, fam??!

Stacy Keanan, this is my way of saying I want to hang out. Either on the set of Step by Step or elsewhere! 😍 #stepbystep #goldengirls

Not the "high value" guests!?!? Little asshole! 😆

I think we can ALL agree, Parker Posey knows how to delivery a damn line! 👸

STEVE, WE ALL WOULD LIKE TO KNOW...😅

Still recovering from this burn, Jennifer Simard 😅

MY HOTTEST (and somehow my coldest) TAKE! #hungover #hangoverfood #hottakes