@patrickbales

I wrote for the @orilliapacket, when it was still a thing. Trying to still be with it before they change what it is.

Joined March 2008
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Geoff Rohoman was a fine reporter and a great friend. As worthy of a 10-bell salute as anyone. Here’s to you, @RadioRoho
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Jeff Marek
@JeffMarek21 Feb 2025
What a Tarrific goal by McDavid.
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When did Winter White Hymnal become a holiday song? And has anyone ever listened to the lyrics?
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It’s been done. #TysonPaul
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Riot Fest@RiotFest13 Nov 2024
I’d go see a lineup that was just the opening bands on that MCR tour tbh.
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FREDDIE FREEMAN, YOU ARE UNREAL. #WORLDSERIES
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"SHE IS GONE!" Freddie Freeman and Kirk Gibson walk if off in Game 1 of the #WorldSeries 36 years apart.
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Freddie Goddamn Freeman
Los Angeles Dodgers
@Dodgers26 Oct 2024
FREDDIE FREEMAN WALK-OFF GRAND SLAM. #WORLDSERIES
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Between this and the tribute to Fernando, it’s been an emotional evening so far. #WorldSeries #LetsGoDodgers
Awful Announcing
@awfulannouncing25 Oct 2024
Here it is, via @MLBONFOX: The legendary Vin Scully (voiced 14 years ago) gets us ready for a Dodgers-Yankees World Series. ⚾️🎙️ #MLB
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Does SNL make a joke about ScarJo wearing a “The Met” ballcap to a Mets game on the next Weekend Update, or do they save it for the Christmas swap? #Dodgers #NLCS
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Currently witnessing a fight between two Twitter bots. But it’s in real life, at a bar. Nature is healing.
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Maybe that’s all we need to heal our divisions: a really entertaining year of playoff baseball. #ThankYouGrimace #LGM
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Now they’re sharing gambling strategies. Having money on the line is the great unifier.
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Levi Weaver@ThreeTwoEephus6 Oct 2024
That was not a bat flip by Ohtani that was a bat FLING
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The Yankees-Royals series is your annual reminder that Bob Costas is the best PBP in baseball not named @DShulman_ESPN
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This ends with @GrittyNHL being revealed as the Mayor of Philadelphia. Which, in a way, I’m sure Gritty already is. bleedingcool.com/tv/always-s…

Always Sunny, Abbott Elementary Epic Crossover Officially Confirmed

Rob McElhenney and Quinta Brunson confirmed what we had been hoping for - an It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia/Abbott Elementary crossover.

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Overheard: “Don’t you want a beer? Coors Light?” “I don’t think it’s kosher.” #ShanahTovah
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Baseball, man.
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