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I wasn't supposed to watch Eurovision this year but ehhh. Moldova has the best song. Then Austria. #eurovision
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Anthony, age 3, shows me an invisible scratch on his finger.
Anthony: I have a wound.
Me: you'll live.
Anthony: -after solid 10 seconds of deep thinking- I won't live! ...I'll be a ghost.
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Mama serwuje pierogi z kapustą i grzybami.
- Dam ci do domu, bo to twoje ulubione!
Ja.
- Są przepyszne! Ale z kapustą to nie są moje ulubione.
Mama patrzy na mnie z przerażeniem, (1/2)
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Ja: a ostatnio uczę się takiego języka, europejski, ale pewnie nie znacie.
Uczeń: -po wielu wymienionych językach- ...łotwiński?
Ta, uczę się łotwińskiego. xD
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Autumn is here so my inner Pole forced me to go to the forest on a Friday afternoon despite being tired as hell
Found a big boy
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Spent half an hour on the train from Riga to Jūrmala listening to a bunch of elderly Italians cracking jokes about the name Majori station. Yes, most of them were of the 'where's the Minori one?' variety.
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My hyperfixation for about 15 years has been the country of Latvia. I'm finally going there next week.
I'm so goddamn excited I'm vibrating out of my skin.
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Students and teachers chose me as the Teacher of the Year. Second year in a row.
Why... I'm just doing my job. Sjfifijxjesjfnbchkswjjs...
😬 I seriously can't take compliments or praise, it feels so weird.
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Some bloke: this -insert some goofy ass shit Luffy did in Gear 5- turned me off from the series.
GOOD. GO AWAY.
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Artemy: -when feeling bad eats, drinks water, uses medicine-
Daniil: -KICK CAN, KICK CAN, KICK CAN-
#pathologic3 #pathologic3spoilers #spoilers
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Lil old lady having a fun walk in a thick February fog on a Baltic sea beach: 😊
-suddenly hears a menacing chuckle and from the fog emerges a creature standing knees deep in 2°C (35°F) water-
Lady: -speeds the fuck up, running away-
:( I scared an old lady, I'm the cryptid
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