How long will I live rent free in @realDonaldTrump’s head? Wait until he finds out we’re going to pass another Epstein bill AND vote on Impeaching Hegseth before I leave. That might renew the lease indefinitely!

fuck

HOW WOULD YOU REACT IF YOU SHOWED UP TO VOTE IN 2028 AND REALIZED YOU HAD TO SHOW YOUR I.D. TO AN I.C.E. AGENT FIRST?

We all can agree Angel Reese is the prettiest WNBA player. This is not debatable.

It’s almost Green Bean Casserole Season

This morning I woke up to my right foot hurting as if a was doing Muay Thai with Frank Dux in a underground tournament of fisticuffs. Have I engaged in an any of this nonsense? No It’s just called getting old

Former Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz is facing s*x trafficking allegations in a federal civil lawsuit filed by two anonymous plaintiffs. Gaetz denies the alleged conduct, telling the Miami Herald that the claims are false and that he looks forward to taking the plaintiffs' depositions, Fox reports.

Omw to the brothel… GYM! I MEANT GYM!!

Imagine bitching about beautiful ripped girls working out….. yall never had it so good and you don’t even appreciate it. This incel behavior gotta stop. Yall really hate girls that much?

🚨BREAKING: Famous fitness instructor, Jillian Michaels, is facing HEAVY BACKLASH for saying: "The reality is that when you give gay people a month and veterans a day, I think you have wildly lost sight of your values and your priorities." Thoughts?

No president should be able to weaponize the federal government against political enemies and we cannot grow numb to this. Donald Trump has a clear record of doing exactly this. We are days before the election, and everyone should be deeply suspicious of President Trump’s justice department and their actions against any sitting member of congress. Moreover, Trump himself continues to prove how detached he is from the most pressing concerns Americans are facing, and why his agenda of cruelty, chaos and corruption must be checked.

HEY MAGA, IF YOU'RE SUDDENLY SO PRO ID ARE YOU OK WITH THE SAME ID RULE FOR GUN PURCHASES, TOO?

Watched the game , Bama coach went too far & stripped down the kid on the field in person as the entire nation watched .. felt bad for the player

Walked by the convicted felon-in-chief’s building and paid my respects. Vote blue. We need to take our country back from the toxic male patriarchy. Full stop.

🚨🚨🚨US ARMY FIRING SQUAD PROCEDURES: 1. Prisoner (the condemned traitor) is standing at attention hands are bound in handcuffs! 2. A heart target is placed by a US Army medical officer over the heart area. This will be the target. 3. A hood is placed over the head. 4. The execution party (12 man Army Military Police firing squad) stands in formation; prepares to fires on command! 5. Assigned Military Police Lieutenant gives the order: “Ready, Aim, FIRE!” Lieutenant is holding a saber. 12 rifles with 11 real bullets, and 1 blank! 6. A medical officer then examining the prisoner and announces if he is DEAD! 7. Body of prisoner is turned over to Mortuary Affairs for burial. No military honors will be given at the funeral. Prisoner is not allowed to be buried in a Military Cemetery!🔥🔥🔥 - Source: 1944 War Department regulation pamphlet / DA Pam 27-4 (Procedure for Military Executions, 1947)!

IDK who needs to hear this, but a consensual gangbang is not a rape.

That is barbaric, and has no place in a civil society.