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If I had a chance to be a national hero just by quitting my job, I would be so pumped.
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i just don’t understand how anybody watches THE BEAR and thinks about romance when carmy is constantly one burned sauce away from putting a gun in his mouth
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NYT found the most NYT way of saying “Israel is bombing civilians no matter where they go”
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The mood is who fucking cares, catapult yourself into the sun, do not try to be cool, no one can see you try, no one is watching until you set yourself on fire
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We'll miss you, Pop Tart 🙏❤️
Featuring time of your life by green day
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My sole contribution to the sex scenes in movie discourse is that my dad rented Secretary in 2002 sight unseen and we watched it as a family and it’s the worst thing that’s ever happened to me
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Great fun at @PartickThistle Christmas party with all my wee pals!
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📸 @georgiadunn06
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i love how gaga keeps doing all this press saying ‘house of gucci is the single most painful thing i’ve ever done. up was down. black was white. men were made and broken in a single moment’ and then you watch the movie and she’s like ‘i makea da pizza’
Lady Gaga Had Psychiatric Nurse on #HouseOfGucci Set: No ‘Actor Should Push Themselves to That Limit’ bit.ly/3s9hxun
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When I describe East Coast vs West Coast culture to my friends I often say "The East Coast is kind but not nice, the West Coast is nice but not kind," and East Coasters immediately get it. West Coasters get mad. 😂😂😂
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If 2020 was the best year of your life you don’t have to write an essay you can just keep it to yourself happy new year
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just got out of Wonder Woman: 1984 and it's a triumph! I laughed, I cried - a masterpiece only slightly marred by the cinema's utterly flavourless coca cola and "salted" popcorn. Not sure if they've lost their magic touch during these trying times, but I couldn't taste a thing.