@partouf

A non-binary person and software developer. - @partouf@hachyderm.io

 Netherlands
github.com/partouf
Joined December 2008
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Bizarre situatie als je nu vracht moet rijden tussen beneden en boven de rivieren
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Dear Internet friends, if you are in the world of software, I would love some feedback on something I made. I have gone from super excited to super paranoid and sad the closer I got to finishing it. A fresh perspective would be nice! website: bindist.eu

BinDist - Distribute software to customers

BinDist gives software teams a structured way to deliver releases to specific business customers. Per-customer access control, full version history, and a REST API for auto-updates.

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TFW you misunderstand the question, but are lucky enough that the answer was the same for both questions...
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I really don't like introductions on videos where they show highlights, I always skip them because they spoil half the video and I get really annoyed by it. But I'm guessing I'm the only one because it's literally everywhere nowadays.
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A wild couple of weeks for me, after a company trip to the UK 3 weeks ago, I was in CZ (Prague) this week for work. My flight back wasn’t without problems, but I arrived back yesterday in beautiful NL. Now in comfy train to @cppunderthesea
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Clippy wants you to know about a new @CompileExplore feature
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I feel like my life these days mostly consists of looking at ads
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Everything might be shit today, maybe tomorrow will be better.
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Even without lyrics, the melody in this song youtube.com/watch?v=jS5fTzMP… is obvious and unique. I must admit, I do not (still) currently understand the lyrics, but I understand the sentiment very much.
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But maybe that's the point. Understanding the science, but not fully grasping the magic
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I can't get over how terrible the new design of youtube is. I'm still hoping it's some kind of nightmare I might wake up from.
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(it took about a week (or 2?) but eventually it was reverted back to the original design, huray!)
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I gave my 1st official conference talk this friday. Happy to have been given the opportunity and it didn’t go terribly wrong. So am hopeful for the next opportunity.
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Presentation and resources from the talk github.com/partouf/DelphiSum… + github.com/partouf/DS24-Linu…
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Another fun time talking about CPU pipelines in hopefully a relatively accessible way with @computer_phile ! youtu.be/BVNx3wtJ9vs Thanks again Sean for the opportunity and for your lovely animations!

CPU Pipeline - Computerphile

How do CPUs make the most efficient use of their compute time? Matt...

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Of all the keypads imaginable, this one still is a mystery
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I was just asked for my ID for buying beer in the store for I think my first time! Whoo! I will take the win eventhough they only asked because they were training a newbie 😅
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Sometimes I wonder if I already reached the point where I'm just an awful person and just not realized it yet or in denial
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Can you imagine how satisfying sanding wood would be if it wouldn't make the terrible sound it does
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I would say I'm a big fan of relational databases and am the first to suggest to do leave the searching, grouping and summarizing to the database with SQL instead of through code, but I will still hate your guts if you wrote SQL that cannot be indexed, sorry.
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