@parrspective

feel the rain on your skin, no one else can feel it for you.

 Portland, OR
Joined February 2010
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Sometimes you don’t even know when you’ve already watched the end. You had to be there. And now it’s over.
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punxsutawney phil is one of the worst hogs to ever do it and people still give him a platform over staten island chuck. there’s no justice in this world
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i’m also a major move guy 😜😜😜 #relatable @TomBrady
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piss in the pool, no one bats and eye. piss INTO the pool, everyone loses their minds.
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HE DID IT! AARON JUDGE HITS NUMBER 62!
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Jack. Colletto. Is. That. Guy.
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What a ride it’s been. Thank you, @serenawilliams 💙
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THANK YOU SERENA 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Blessed to have been able to watch you play. Truly the 🐐🐐🐐
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serena forever
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what a pathetic ad
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@Android8 Aug 2022
It’s time to fix texting. Help Apple #GetTheMessage

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apple: *chooses an ugly ass green color for androids to make the consumer base turn against their competitor* android: apple pls stop :-(
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i think i’m gonna rebrand as a leona lewis stan account
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stephen king has a son named joe. i’m not joking, but he is.
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fuck the supreme court
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There will be a game three of the Corvallis Super Regional! #BeaverNation, we'll see you tomorrow at 4:30 p.m. PT. #GoBeavs
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BANG! 🦫🦫🦫
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Miles Teller? you mean an odometer?
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GARRETT FORRESTER BANG 🦫🦫🦫
We'll see you next weekend Beavs ... we're headed to Super Regionals! #GoBeavs
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MATTHEW GRETLER KISS IT GOODBYE!
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