Business Strategy Leader @MichelinUSA, mother to future world leader, Slytherin, reigning game night champ

Greenville, SC
Joined August 2012
Some days, I'm a great parent. Others, I get my 5yo a bag of gummy playboy bunnies thinking they are Nemo fishes.
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I survived a school shooting today. One of my students didn't. Governor McMaster sent prayers to everyone except us teachers who just got home. He is a terrible Governor and human. #tanglewoodstrong #teacher #Students #school #schoolshooting
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Thanks to @GvilleHumane our family just got at least 30% cuter! #AdoptDontShop
I laughed right up until I started recognizing buildings in the background....
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Spent the day baking 100s of cookies & making peppermint bark popcorn, now curled up with hot cocoa, a fire blazing, Rudolph and Frosty on the TV and a dog asleep on my legs. Literally the perfect day. 🎅🏼🎄🍪🦌☃️☕️🔥
Spreading the holiday cheer with a family Die Hard photo shoot! 🎄
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Mags won a fencing tournament this weekend and instead of a medal was awarded a ceremonial dagger. So....if anyone has any ritual sacrifices coming up, hmu I guess?
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Let’s cancel this idea that it’s cool to be “detached” and uncaring. It’s good to love things, it’s good to be invested in others, it’s good to embrace your enthusiasms passionately and without shame.
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It is November and you know what that means: it is the month we celebrate this guy who makes a conscious choice to jump through Axl Rose’s wedding cake in the November Rain video when he clearly does not have to. – at Los Angeles, CA
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The best team in #Michelin once again with the most team spirit in the Grease costumes! #beautyschooldropout 👻🎃
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Happy Halloween from the mean streets of Gotham City! 🎃🦸🏻‍♀️🦇
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PSA: Please Don't Be A Smug Jerk About Teenagers Trick-Or-Treating This Year. At Least They're Not Shooting Heroin! wonkette.com/psa-please-dont…
Kiddo came home from science class with the knowledge that “most fruit is really just a pollinated uterus” so it’s just candy and fast food for me from now on...
They ain’t wrong, tho...🔥
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So for Boss’s day the admin team gave out superlatives to all the managers.... You like to think of yourself as an inspirer of people, a great public speaker, brilliant financial mind, but:
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(Large owl sits in tree behind house, hooting repeatedly) Maggie: OMG! Hogwarts letters are early! Oreo (under bed): ...and death rode atop a pale horse & they knew the apocalypse was upon them. Caramel (on back legs, paws pressed against window): Oooh, did we order delivery?
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Temperature drops from 93° to 86° People in the south: Hello fall! 🍁
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Fun Fact: only four songs from the 20th century have surpassed a billion views on YouTube: "November Rain" -- Guns N' Roses "Smells Like Teen Spirit" -- Nirvana "Bohemian Rhapsody" -- Queen "Take on Me" -- A-ha h/t @tannenbaumr
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