@parlingang

Laughter is the best medicine. May I write you a prescription?

 New York/New Jersey,it depends
Joined October 2012
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If grass seed grows grass, then why doesn’t bird seed grow birds 🤔
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Replying to @JohnCleese
That's not the biggest problem... but the fact that still way too many Americans take Don the Con seriously.
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TRUMP knows he is really 🔩 Anyone notice the purple tie today? What happened to the red? .
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When nature calls, New York City subway bathrooms don't always answer, audit finds abc7ny.com/post/when-nature-… And that is why Woman must learn to use the facilities in the “Down Hill Position”

When nature calls, New York City subway bathrooms don't always answer, audit finds

Toilets without seats, broken door locks, and missing soap or paper are just some of the not‑so‑pleasant surprises inspectors found while checking public restrooms across the subway system.

abc7ny.com
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Can someone please explain to me what these 8 wars are that Trump supposedly stopped.
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Happy 100th Birthday, Dick Van Dyke! 🎉 For generations, your performances, kindness, and wonder have made every day a jolly holiday with you. Thank you for being a true Disney Legend and a beacon of happiness ❤️
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It never has to end; Taylor Swift brings her tour to Pandora, and infiltrates there society with her music, and it is called “Swiftly: The New Era”
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Sorry I’ve texted There instead of Their Opps!🤭
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Oh, the havoc a tissue left in a pocket can cause when it goes through the dryer
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#GodHelpUs When exactly was Elon Musk elected President? I hope all you Trumpets are happy
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Forgetting that you’re married, oh and yes an asshole of a husband
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#IceColdSwiftie, Wow, look at Travis Kelce’s mom and Taylor Swift standing next to each other when Travis made a touch down. They didn’t even make eye contact. Uh-Oh, never a good sign🥶
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#RoundUp Many stores are asking if their customers if they want to “RoundUp” their purchase total to the nearest dollar, in order to send the surplus amount to the victims of the Maui disaster; an great idea. So, why don’t we always do this, and have funds already in place
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omg I can't 😂😂😂 Judge Chutkan to Donald Trump.
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#influencer Isn’t being under the influence a crime? Well then…..
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#InfluencerGiveAway I have no idea who the “influencer” is , but he sure did. Bring out the real asshole behavior of “Kids” today.
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#TrumpStatement Lol, sadly, the majority of Americans don’t realize that the decayed, graffiti covered buildings that Trump describe seeing on his way out of Washington D.C., have been there for 50+ years. Guess he never got out much
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#GoodOmens2 So good; Jon Hamm is a really funny guy 😂
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#RestInPeaceRandyMeisner, we have lost one of the founding members of the Eagles. So sad to see my favorite bands falling away from us. First Glenn Frey, Now Randy. Thank God that we have been left with the gifts of music to lead us on; until we put the needle on the album again.
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