Parker Smith

Mom gets mad when I forget the Chick-fil-A sauce @ChickfilA

Decoding messages like a pro:

Things you notice at 12:00am

Happy birthday to this very funny, very pretty girl!!!! Ily Kelsey, thanks for going on dates with me!🎊🎉🎉🎉🎊🎉🎈🎉

Homecoming was amazing. This girl. This date. This memory. Perfect! @emilyhorne00

Happy birthday to this super cute girl. She's the best friend I can imagine. I’m so lucky! @emilyhorne00

Couples who wash dishes together are the cutest.

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Good thing I know the quadratic equation, but not how to get money out of my bank account

Mom: "It's a PC. It stands for piece of crap."

Okay thanks

@mariscrist HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! I hope you have a great rest of the day!! 🎂🎉

@emilyhorne00 is my favorite

Thinking your whole day is packed, but really you just don't want to do anything.

I hate when you're doing math homework and you get to that one problem and you're just like "I give up." @FactsOfSchool

If we eat ice cream together our friendship will automatically go up 34,528 points.

I'm making cookies for @parkdog99. Hope they are good.

When you bite a burrito from the wrong end and stuff starts to come out the other side, you have to go into serious burrito eating mode.

Will they ever call me for my road test?  Seriously. Let’s get on with it already.

If you don't like your section's harmony in choir, just create your own.