Project Manager by day, Man City fanatic by night. Passionate about delivering winning strategies both on and off the pitch.

South Africa
Joined October 2016
British football fans make me laugh 😂😂 It used to be Lique 1 teams can’t win the champions league because their league is too weak. Now it’s, they use less energy because it’s Ligue 1 is a weaker league
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Mr Kaplan👷🏾‍♂️🕴️ retweeted
The Umpires have completed another field inspection. There are patches on the outfield that are of concern to them... The sun is out, but there's a cold wind.. @Sport24news
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Mr Kaplan👷🏾‍♂️🕴️ retweeted
Someone once said something that has not left my mind, they said Man U fans used to use trophies as the ultimate litmus test for players, but ever since Fergie left, they’ve been using everything else except trophies 😂😂
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Mr Kaplan👷🏾‍♂️🕴️ retweeted
“Come to the parking ya babereki baka” yoh do you know the pride that comes with saying this ? Bro is literally excited to see his employees win
Must be nice mos working for this man huh x7 your salary in December 🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️
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Mr Kaplan👷🏾‍♂️🕴️ retweeted
🚨 𝐌𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐎𝐃𝐈 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍𝐒 𝐯𝐬 𝐔𝐒𝐌 𝐀𝐋𝐆𝐄𝐑: 𝐂𝐀𝐅 𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐄𝐑 𝐂𝐔𝐏 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐒 👀 October 16 was the deadline for Mamelodi Sundowns and USM Alger to submit their preliminary player lists to CAF ahead of the Super Cup final on November 8 in South Africa. Here are some key details ahead of the big game: ▪️ Sundowns must hand over the stadium and training facilities to CAF three days before the match. ▪️ Two training pitches with the same playing surface as the match venue must be available. One must be exclusively reserved for USM Alger. ▪️ Sundowns will arrange accommodation for approximately 18 CAF officials, including referees, VAR officials and technicians. ▪️ CAF will handle accommodation for its official delegations in Johannesburg or Pretoria. ▪️ Sundowns must provide buses for at least 50 members of the USM Alger delegation, plus a car for their head of delegation. ▪️ SAFA and Sundowns must submit their security plans and personnel numbers to CAF for approval. ▪️ Match tickets must be available five days before kick-off. ▪️ USM Alger fans will receive 5% of the stadium capacity, with their allocation on the eastern side. ▪️ All revenue generated from the match will go to Mamelodi Sundowns. ▪️ CAF will supply the official match balls, while each club must provide five signed jerseys for advertising purposes. ▪️ No advertising other than CAF-authorised advertising will be permitted from three days before the match. ▪️ A Man of the Match award will be presented. ▪️ CAF’s commercial department will organise promotional activities. ▪️ A total of 28 cameras will be installed in the stadium to cover the match. ▪️ The game will be broadcast worldwide, with CAF expected to announce the official TV rights holders soon. A big day is coming in South Africa as Mamelodi Sundowns and USM Alger prepare for the CAF Super Cup final. #AfricanFootball #Sundowns #USMAlger #CAFSuperCupFinal
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Mr Kaplan👷🏾‍♂️🕴️ retweeted
It was fine here in Spain my brother. Please try changing your location.
This Barcelona stream on DSTV is having problems 😭
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Mr Kaplan👷🏾‍♂️🕴️ retweeted
BREAKING: #ManCity have set a new Etihad Stadium attendance record, with 60,817 present vs Ipswich today.
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Mr Kaplan👷🏾‍♂️🕴️ retweeted
Manchester City are "taking care of business on the pitch" after making their best start to a season since 1897 ⚽
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Mr Kaplan👷🏾‍♂️🕴️ retweeted
7️⃣ Enzo Maresca, the first manager in the Premier League history to win all his first 7 games in charge.
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Mr Kaplan👷🏾‍♂️🕴️ retweeted
Erling Haaland holds back from laughing as #ManCity fans loudly boo the Premier League anthem whilst simultaneously waving thousands of inflatable bananas at the Etihad Stadium. 🍌😂
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Mr Kaplan👷🏾‍♂️🕴️ retweeted
Enzo 💬 (On Pep) I saw him after the [PSG] game. We talked about the game. He was very happy to be at the stadium, and then he was good about things he saw during the game. It was great for the fans to see him at the stadium. This will always be his house.
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Mr Kaplan👷🏾‍♂️🕴️ retweeted
I approve 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😀🕺🏾 🇿🇦x🇪🇸🫱🏾‍🫲🏿
Tshabalala vibes 🇿🇦🕺
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Mr Kaplan👷🏾‍♂️🕴️ retweeted
🚨𝗡𝗘𝗪: Enzo Maresca: "I made a mistake in the midfield selection with Rayan, Enzo and Elliot. in these type of game you need to be strong esp in the middle because they're very good. In the future, Bouaddi, Enzo and Elliot can be a solution."
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Mr Kaplan👷🏾‍♂️🕴️ retweeted
Bottle guy from @slageng.🤣🤣🤣
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Mr Kaplan👷🏾‍♂️🕴️ retweeted
No Jacques Kallis birthday is complete without a throwback to this masterpiece🐐🏏 📸: SuperSport
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Mr Kaplan👷🏾‍♂️🕴️ retweeted
Welcome to the Betis family, our South African brus! 💚🇿🇦 It's lekker to have you here!
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Mr Kaplan👷🏾‍♂️🕴️ retweeted
AKAs friends really wanted him dead. They testified that they saw a 530d BMW tailing them from the airport all the way to Florida road and they didn't think that they should be on the alert? Even his Bodyguard was not alert?
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Mr Kaplan👷🏾‍♂️🕴️ retweeted
The numbers alone place him among the game's immortals. An immovable, relentlessly consistent colossus for nearly two decades, combining the output of a world-class top-order batter with that of a frontline quick bowler. A modern titan, Jacques Kallis turns 51 🎈
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Mr Kaplan👷🏾‍♂️🕴️ retweeted
At the end of the day health is really wealth hey.
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Mr Kaplan👷🏾‍♂️🕴️ retweeted
🚨 | 𝗡𝗘𝗪: 𝗙𝟭 𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗦 𝗥𝟮.𝟯𝗕𝗡 𝗚𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗡𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧 𝗚𝗨𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗘 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗦𝗔 𝗚𝗣 𝗕𝗜𝗗 🇿🇦 South Africa’s push for a 2028/29 F1 return is now moving into the stage where ambition has to be backed by hard financial guarantees. Gayton McKenzie says F1 wants government backing of around R2.3 billion before the country can move further towards securing a place on the calendar. 🎙️ “We are at the stage where you must come up with a guarantee from the government.” For context, that is roughly: 🔹 R2.3bn total — about R767m per year over a three-year term 🔹 ≈ $139m total — about $46.3m per year 🔹 ≈ €124m total — about €41.3m per year McKenzie has also named MTN, Betway, Discovery and Canal+ among the private-sector backers, with another major bank still to be announced. President Cyril Ramaphosa is expected at the Abu Dhabi GP on December 4, where McKenzie says he will meet F1 officials in furtherance of the bid. The picture is becoming clearer: South Africa appears to have the political will and growing commercial support, but the guarantees are now where the bid has to become financially real. [@TimesLIVE] #F1 #SouthAfricanGP #Kyalami
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