Yikes on bikes. Past life: @playnobenefits. Bi-Poseur. @sfappeal. @FSTakeover. Currently: Mad washed and tweets don't represent my employer. he/him

Oakland, CA
Joined January 2007
Her hair is Harlow gold Her lips a sweet surprise Her hands are never cold She's got
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Pretty Paolo Sambrano retweeted
💟 Excited to share @paolo's journey from modding games to mastering Salesforce and Slack integrations that led him to streamline workflows by integrating Salesforce Flow and Slack's Workflow Builder. He developed solutions that empowered teams to collaborate and update data without leaving Slack! Full story: bit.ly/3BaCagg #DF24
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Pretty Paolo Sambrano retweeted
🙌 Simplifying workflows is what we do, #AwesomeAdmins! In this "How I Solved It" episode, @Paolo shows how @SlackHQ and Flow Builder can operationalize your metric tracking. Take a peek at his clever solution: sforce.co/4dNCYFG
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Almost positive I sprained my ankle running down this aisle, officially signaling the end of Dreamforce 2023
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@charlieisaacs video of me spraining ankle last year heh 😁
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My streak of not spraining my ankle at Dreamforce is now 1 🌟🏆
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This turned me into a ghost lamenting art and commerce
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Damn Mulaney went in 🔪
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Pretty Paolo Sambrano retweeted
You’ve Gotta Hand It To These Movies Cinema’s Year of Manual Labor At the Art House, This Year’s Films Tug at a Little More Than Heartstrings
Between The Brutalist, Babygirl, Queer, and Anora, it's a big year for emotional hand jobs at the movies
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Wasn't having the best time at the Dreamforce concert but then I saw a dude in a skullcap almost comes to blows with a ballpark worker who looked like Gerry from Parks and Rec because skullcap wouldn't put out the cigar he was smoking in the stadium. Like a Pill was performed.
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Fucking wild (fucking WILD) to have a cheering section at my presentation today
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Anyway earlier tonight I ate a bunch of fried shrimp at a rooftop bar that made me feel like I was in Cyberpunk 2077
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I am only capable of singing along to the DJ playing Cardigans' Lovefool in the Moscone West lobby right now
Replying to @paolo
We're so motherhecking proud! 🥹 Now go drink some water and have a lil snack. There are still hours left in the Dreamforce day. #DF24
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Of course Tina Turner's Simply The Best starting to play when I left the show floor This pitch would be kicked out of a writers' room for being so on the nose
The adrenaline dump is gonna murk me something fierce me out but my Dreamforce speaking debut was motherhecking Crush City
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The adrenaline dump is gonna murk me something fierce me out but my Dreamforce speaking debut was motherhecking Crush City
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Of course I don't take enough photos and I'm gonna have to rely on the kindness of everybody else
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TODAY IS THAT DAY LET'S GET THIS
T-minus 2️⃣ days to go until Dreamforce 2024! Learn how to use your @SalesforceAdmins skills to build solutions in Slack that will delight your users and make your job easier. @gilliankbruce, @paolo and @dacoffeebreak will cover Slack features like Workflow Builder, canvas, lists, AI, and more. Add “Slack for Salesforce Admins” to your agenda builder now: sforce.co/47pg4CR #DF24
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Nobody reacting to Smashmouth's All Star getting played on the PA 😢
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Hahahaha dang they'll let anybody on at the Dreamforce keynote
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