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Replying to @virginpunk_
The difference between Voldemort and Umbridge is that world history has less than a dozen Voldemorts and every school, administration, or other organization has dozens of Umbridges
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Panicked Wagon retweeted
Replying to @Readyforduel
fuck that, legacy card getting changed fundamentally from what it is supposed to do instead of making a retrain is the stupidest bullshit ever
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Allow me to see if I can explain, however verbose I may be. This might be a long one! 🧵 The trend started when @redteneri's post went viral, with people instantly falling in love with the character design. There were quickly people asking REDTEN to draw her making out with other women from the wizarding world, to which he responded with “I drew this to make guys yearn again. Sorry, but stop asking me to turn it into yuri or something.” and “A few people won't shut up in my dms about how great it would be if she were trans. 1) Don't be annoying, I will block you. 2) That just wouldn't work.” This solidified that this character was made for normal people, not for a particular loud, annoying minority. In addition, those normal people immediately were taken with that word REDTEN used - “yearn”. For years now our culture has been inundated with an oppressive, grim, and depressing outlook on life. It has been unavoidable, to say the least. For women, it’s “would you choose the man or the bear,” or “it’s not ALL men, but it’s ALWAYS a man”, or merely the fact that the #1 clientele for pornography is men, while simultaneous the people shaming women for producing that pornography are, buy and large, men. These ideas stem from the valid critique that modern men have the capacity for incredible violence, hostility, and hypocrisy, and there is no shortage of stories of men doing just that. For men, it’s seeing things like Lindsay Clancy killing her children and vast swaths of people supporting her, or how it feels like 9 times out of 10, when a woman online says something, there’s an OnlyFans link in her bio, or how women seem to have opposite reactions to Shane Gillis’ gym jokes and Sydney Sweeney’s prediction market ads. These observations have led to the valid concern that modern women have the capacity for incredible violence, immodesty, and hypocrisy, and there is no shortage of stories of women doing just that. Regardless of how anyone feels on these subjects (I’m just one man, I’m definitely under no illusion that I’m going to solve modern gender wars by myself), the prognosis isn’t looking good. Popular culture reflects this - in feminist media, men are often depicted as toxically masculine or inept while women are depicted as “empowered” and without need of a man. In anti-feminist media, women are often depicted as sexually deviant or stupid while men are depicted as "empowered" and without need of a woman. I got married pretty quickly, so I can’t personally speak to this too well, but I have heard multiple stories about how horrific the dating scene is today. After all, with how much tension there is between men and women, why would we want to even be together? Enter REDTEN, and the word “yearn”. A killer character design combined with the purpose to bring desire back to male-female relationships. Then, a (rather genius, in my opinion) choice to refer to the character as Malfoid, which, on top of being a pun, was a way to gatekeep the character from that particular loud, annoying minority. Then an artist named @yunayuispink, being a normal person who fell in love with the character design, posted some fanart on Bluesky where she got insane amounts of hate because of the successful gatekeeping. Yunayu made the choice to not give in to the hate, and continued posting what she wanted anyways. This further solidified that Malfoid belongs to us normal people, and not to that particular loud, annoying minority. These things, plus another that I'll get to later, were the catalyst for the explosion of fan creations, if I had to point to it. Fanart, fanfiction, songs, and yearning. Oh, the yearning. Yearning for what? Not for the fictional Malfoid or the fictional Harry, but for real relationship. To find someone worthy of desire, and simultaneously to be someone worthy of desire. To love, and to be loved. For men, it’s the idea that they can find someone pretty and confident, who might still be a little rough around the edges, and fall in love with them. Someone worthy of being loved and desired. That they could become a Harry - someone worthy of being loved in return. That they could make sacrifices of themselves, perhaps utilizing their capacity for violence, to protect that which they love against the "Dark Lords" of this world, and that their someone would admire their sacrifice, support them when they falter against those evils, and make their sacrifice worth it. For women (once again, trying my best at diagnosis considering that I am not a man), I hope it's the idea that they can find someone handsome and strong, who might still be a little rough around the edges, and fall in love with them. That they could become a Malfoid - someone worthy of being loved and desired in return. That they could find someone who loves them enough to sacrifice for them, someone admirable, kind, and dangerous, someone who will protect them against the "Dark Lords" of this world, and that they could support when their someone falters against those evils, that they could make their sacrifice worth it. Furthermore, there has been another aspect to the trend that has inspired the creation of culture from these artists - and that is the observation many of us have had that J.K. Rowling's Wizarding World, beloved though it is, has some imperfections. These imperfections do not necessarily make the story worse or bad at all, but they do allow aspiring authors, dreamers, and yearners to "fill in the gaps", so to speak. The most impactful one that I'll point to was @MaroonR19's "fate defying expelliarmus", a photo of Harry and Malfoid both holding a single wand, simultaneously casting the spell that brought an end to the Dark Lord. This, in the opinion of many Malfoid enjoyers, would have been a perfect book-end to the canon story of Harry Potter; love stopped Voldemort that night at Godric's Hollow, and love, fully realized between two people who once were at odds with one another, stopped him again. Now, those who have read the books realize that Rowling actually did write this into the canon story (whether it was Snape's love for Lily Potter that drove him to side with Dumbledore, eventually spelling Voldemort's defeat, or the same love that Lily had for Harry rebounding, and Voldemort grafting a piece of his soul onto Harry - that one sacrifice Lily made saved him twice), but it did not resonate as firmly as this idea has. I've seen all different kinds of thoughts on Rowling's gaps in the storytelling; whether it's Ginny's lackluster romance story, Draco Malfoy's lack of a fully-fledged redemption arc, how Harry had more chemistry than Ron did with Hermione (this last critique is, admittedly, more understandable from people who only watched the movies), or the fact that the theme of love conquering evil seems to play second fiddle for fetch quests and elder wand shenanigans in The Deathly Hallows. The Malfoid-enjoying community has taken to creating art and stories that provide alternative ideas to these points, and however cringe outsiders may find it, these Harry Potter fanfictions and alternate universes have been, on the large, wholesome; notably different than the reputation that Harry Potter fanfictions from a decade and a half ago. Malfoid enjoyers are having fun spending time dreaming up scenarios where Harry and Dracaena (I'm not playing favorites with the name, just using it as it's the one I see most frequently) fall in love at the Yule Ball, scenarios in the future where they have a family with little kids running around, or where one or both of them return to Hogwarts as adults as professors. A little bit of a wholesome snapshot into where Rowling's beloved story could have gone, were the seemingly small change made to swap Draco Malfoy for a different character, Dracaena Malfoy. To me, it's genuinely impressive how much such a change improves the story. The community is very wide, and many people have different ideas, often at odds or otherwise contradicting each other. There are artists who use AI as a tool, people who use AI to entirely generate "new scenes" for an alternate universe, and artists who despise AI altogether. But despite these conflicting ideas, they all have agreed chiefly on one main idea: Malfoid is worth yearning for.
Replying to @ConformingImage
I've actually asked people about the point or motivation behind the trend. No one has ever given an answer. Usually the thread turns weird in the avoiding answering.
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Panicked Wagon retweeted
STOP saying the “captain” of a ship. That’s from French. The native English word is “shiplord,” from Old English sċiphlāford.
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I had a primal urge and could not resist. “Awaken the Great Spirit, Pottah.” #Malfoid #MalfoidArt #BIONICLE
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Piracy is the reason I own all these manga btw. 4000+ volumes, if I also REALLY like the series I’ll even get the Japanese volumes for it. Hell I frequent my Kinokuniya for Jump magazines. I own over 1000 of those.
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Panicked Wagon retweeted
Replying to @Harry_pitt
I wasn't blown away to be honest "The pace of change is unacceptable" Meaning if it was slower its fine? "Its population has never been entirely homogeneous, certainly not over the last century" It was overwhelmingly homogeneous, 99% until very very recently. Of which none of that change from 99% down to now was wanted. Im also now luke warm on your definition of demographic security based on this article. 70% native British is technically demographically secure, but the reality is that when you walk around or send your children to school it doesn't feel like it. We're fast approaching a point where you need to start saying the uncomfortable parts. Numbers. Most of the membership want between 90-95% native population. Anything less will be seen as an utter betrayal.
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Sorry to my followers but it genuinely pisses me off when people (especially creators) think they know everything and dismiss a LARGE part of the community for being upset. Transferring pokemon from gens 3-7 is not niche. So many mons are easier to obtain in older gens.
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Panicked Wagon retweeted
People keep saying re: pokemon bank that “they already gave you years to transfer up your pokemon, you should’ve done it already” but that’s not the problem. The problem is that you can no longer transfer from future playthroughs of the older games
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Panicked Wagon retweeted
One last thing about Palworld Vs Pokémon… and it’s that Palworld VS Pokémon shouldn’t exist. I have no issues with Palworld as a game but I don’t EVER want Pokémon to be anything like Palworld. After all the comments I really think the rage comes from fans that want Pokémon to be something that it’s not. They are different genres of games, except you catch monsters in both. Why do we have to compare two different games just because they both have monsters? Pokémon is a turn based RPG at its core not a farming/building/sim/action shooter. If you want that then just play Palworld? And leave Pokémon out of it. No hate at all to OP, but IMO Palworld doesn’t give competition to Pokémon, except for possibly visually, but that’s subjective. WIWA already looks great and Pokémon are infinitely better than Pals IMO (and I really like some pals). But with gameplay, features, etc. I hope Pokémon never tries to do anything from Palworld in their core games. ZA and Pokopia are already branching out, but as a hardcore fan those genres weren’t for me much either. What Pokémon always has been is what makes Pokemon great. You might not like that anymore and that’s ok 🤷🏼‍♂️ no need to be so angry.
Palworld gives Pokémon needed competition. I hope TPC learns: better worlds, more polish, and longer development. As a Pokémon fan, this is exactly what Pokémon needs. We’ll see if they’ve learned with Winds and Waves. The longer development time is already promising.
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The 1989 version is vastly superior, one of if not the the only adaptations of his work Roald Dahl actually loved, and is almost a hidden gem of a movie
Look I know a 25 year old man watching this alone at night is not the target audience of this kids movie but also you could put willy wonka, or Matilda or Mr Fox in front of me and I’d be happy but this, this is abysmal
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Panicked Wagon retweeted
There’s people unironically defending the dex cut, reminding me that they really would defend everything Game Freak does. There’s no real reason why it ever needed to happen, but only in the hands of those who are actually clever.
i hate to bring up dexit in big 2026 but the quality of these games did not justify the dex cut at all
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Panicked Wagon retweeted
One reason people seek out niche media is specifically to avoid generic mainstream slop. I do not want things to cater to everybody because most people have shit taste. I want the things I like to continue catering to me - that's why I like them in the first place.
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or, hear me out, we can just go back to a pre 1958 model and be happy.
My proposals for a restored and reformed House of Lords in summary: House capped at 650 peers for symmetry with the Commons. 212 hereditary peers - the dignified bit 👑 200 appointed peers - the expert bit 📚 200 elected peers - the democratic bit 🗳️ 26 Lords Spiritual ✝️ 12 Law Lords ⚖️ Minimum age of 35 before being able to become a member. Hereditary peers become the largest and most senior group, but still nowhere near a majority thanks to the tripartite model. They would be chosen from among the pool of all hereditary peers by hereditary peers, as was the case until yesterday. Appointed peers serve for life as now, but thanks to the cap on numbers the Prime Minister will not have many opportunities to fill vacancies, so the temptation to use rare opportunities on cronies will be lessened. This will work in a similar way to the US President nominating Supreme Court vacancies. Elected peers will be chosen via regional proportional representation, with the aim being to grant power to geography and represent the nations and regions of the UK better. Each region would have 20 peers regardless of their population. These should roughly mirror ancient regions which could provide genuine local identity and would look something like the following: (Sussex/Kent, Wessex, Mercia, Northumbria, East Anglia, Dyfed, Gwynedd, Strathclyde, Alba, Ulster). England has five regions and the other nations have five between them to balance English dominance. The idea is to avoid metropolitan dominance and so London and other major cities would not have their own regions. theradishreview.substack.com…
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We will reply because what you are supporting is evil. I dont care if the imperial family needs to sell their own home to pay taxes. That's evil. Japan is being sold for peanuts to globalists like Rothschilds and Blackrock "Just sell your house to the tengu, goyim"
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also weird to act like this is a never before seen thing for indie animation. i will go on record as not being a fan of any of this stuff but i know theres been a ton of object show shit thats had theatrical releases
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