Can I live? #OccasionalMilk

Joined June 2011
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Today I lost a friend. A damned good one.
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Replying to @SaycheeseDGTL
Only 2 days in fam…
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A man drove by my house while I was outside today and said to me, "My mom died in your living room." Happy New Year!
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Much love to the women who helped me become a man.
I proposed to my girlfriend at the Wu Tang concert and all I got was this lousy DUI.
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The mesmerizing beauty of physics (gravity vs force tension) in pendulum motion
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Having a mid life crisis as in my life is mid and I'm always in crisis.
We missed our flight, but at least we spent all of our money.
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Fuzzy Duck
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Who up Wonkan their Willy?
Replying to @addviolins
*hits blunt*
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Everybody knows when you freak a Black & Mild you gotta take out the cancer paper.
This is my squirrel friend
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Born under a bad sign. I'm serious about this curse of mine.
You know that steering wheel is sticky
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