Author of "the most influential crime thriller of recent times" [citation needed], Making a Mark.
Bristol, England
Joined September 2009
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An off tin of @AldiUK Mixed Beans just ruined a batch of chilli for 6 waiting guests 😔 Gutted. Had to dash for an emergency/expensive takeaway.
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Ukraine takes quick breather while Russia launches counter-offensive against Russia.
Polite notice to @sainsburys and @CostaCoffee. There were no sandwiches yesterday (fair enough) but it was not possible to honour the Meal Deal price (#ComputerSaysNo), so I paid £3.70 for drink+snack whereas drink+main+snack would cost £3.50. Very much a case of less is more.
Did I dream it, or was there a politician on @timesradio this morning saying that you use three satellites every time you buy a coffee from @CostaCoffee? I'd love to know the thinking behind this.
I hope No. 10 has remembered to cancel the Chancellor subscription this time, else another one will turn up next month. #LizTrussPM
Well, this is the last night we'll go to bed with Boris Johnson as our Prime Minister. I thought I'd feel happier about this moment. #BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor
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Just came across this little unaccompanied chap while running on St Catherine’s Hill, Christchurch, around 17:20. Sadly couldn’t get hold of him before he disappeared. Please RT and maybe we can find his owners..
1. Systematic staff shortages across multiple sectors in the UK;
2. Thousands of migrants wanting to make a new life for themselves in the UK.
If only I could think of a way to solve these problems! 🤔
Sure @pritipatel will think of something. #migrantcrisis
Well done @BulbUK. Two smart meter installations. Two addresses. Two no-shows. No contact to apologise or reschedule. Shout outs to @SiemensInfra and Morrisons Data Services for making all this possible. Great team effort guys👍 #CustomerService
For the public record, @BulbUK responded to the above and resolved my issue to an acceptable conclusion via Twitter within the hour. So good customer service there. Credit where credit's due (no sarcasm this time😉)
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Hello @virginmedia - you stopped my broadband service when you weren't supposed to, and now I've been cut off from your phone support *twice* whilst being transferred between agents. To say I am 😡😡 right now is an understatement.
You sell blue Muffins @hopper_coffee?
A fellow who knows about poo
Advises a good thing to do
Is swallow a muffin
With bright coloured stuff in
And wait till your faeces turns blue.
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Happy New Sovereignty everyone. So much freedom we didn't even get to leave on our own midnight! #Brexit
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Eddie's marathons and shows to raise money for charity start in three days. Watch live every day and find out how you can donate, buy tickets and more at eddieizzard.com - The Beekeepers
The next movie in the Terminator franchise is going to be a Christmas special.
'Terminator: Yule Be Back'
#crackerjoke
