Company truck today

Just realized I’ve had a reel reposted for like a week kill me

Maryland football got smoked, ravens lost, skins lost and Jayden is hurt, orioles embarrassing sweep at home to drop out of playoff contention all in one weekend

I farted really bad in the fart corner at the gym and then an employee went directly into that corner to clean right as I was leaving

Good try man

I really try to like raisins man. I try to just eat them in my trail mix but I just can’t do it man

“I always appreciate you dropping the 411 on me, dropping that knowledge. I’m pickin’ up what you’re puttin’ down brother!”

Why have they taken away the search feature in DMs

Lost my first fantasy matchup by 0.38 points. I’m livid. We are so back dude

There is a slight crisp chill in the air

Half the reason I come to the gym is to stare at butt. When there’s no hot women here I have no motivation. I just wanna turn around and walk out

Sunday night football is awesome, I love Mike tirico and nbc’s production. Can’t wait to be watching like raiders cardinals in November

I liked a girls Instagram story the other day and today she just hard launched what I assume to be her girlfriend

Scanning the radio trying find Westwood one and I found the giants padres game???? Dude what?????

October is easily the best sports month and I cannot wait for it

I need to watch cars and cars 2 again

14 inning mens league playoff game today. My body hurts

Explaining to a girl how to sign into TV provider on a laptop is excruciating

I’m gregging it I’m gregging it oooh shit ooooooooh ooh ooh