@p_evans

Journalist. Leafs fan. Dad.

Toronto, Canada
Joined March 2009
For a half billion dollars you can pay someone to teach you want not to say when a microphone is on.
Vladimir Guerrero Jr. opens up on his slump year: “They didn’t pay me to hit 40 every year. They paid me for what I already did.” I want people to understand one thing. The money they gave me wasn’t for what I’m going to do. It was for what I already did. They didn’t pay me because I’m going to hit 40 every year. They paid me for what I already accomplished. People are confused about that, but I think the same way they do. Like, sometimes I even say to myself: bro, they gave you all that money and you’re out here doing nothing. I try. You know how it is with fans, when you’re good, they’re with you 100%. But when you smell like shit, like we like to say here, nobody supports you. The ones who support you are the ones who stay with you. Those are my fans. My family. Via VeronicabatistaTv/IG
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He totally stole this from Trump
Mark Carney, "In the heart of Germany, above Weimar, there is a wooded ridge called Ettusberg. And for decades, Goethe walked, thought, and wrote there. An oak on that ridge came to bear his name, a living monument to the highest ideals of European culture" "As the 20th century turned dark, that same oak became trapped behind the barbed wire of Buchenwald. A silent witness to humanity's deepest moral failure. Goethe understood that ideals must be fought for, that values do not defend themselves." "Indeed, at the end of Faust, the old man's last vision is of a free people on free ground. Nödvg, Värdjän, Siegfreiheit. Wie das Leben, de taklik si eroban mus" "Freedom and life must be earned every single day" "Every day" "Every day, not once in 1945 or 1956 or 1989. Every day, including this one." My take: 1945, 1956 and 1989 are not distant history lessons: they mark Europe’s liberation from fascism, Hungary’s uprising against Soviet rule, and the fall of the Iron Curtain. Carney’s point is that freedom is never something Europe simply achieved and banked forever - it is a choice, a responsibility and, when necessary, a struggle renewed by every generation.
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Dave Stewart was out for revenge in 1993 on a LOADED Toronto Blue Jays roster that would win their 2nd consecutive World Series Title🏆
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Kevin Warsh is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.
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This video of a narcoleptic dog is somehow even better than I was hoping
Atteint de narcolepsie, le jeune cocker Gösta a une particularité : dès qu'une émotion devient trop forte, il tombe aussitôt de sommeil.
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The Leafs talking me into being a fan for yet another season
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Why on earth do you stop recording just as the TRAFFIC LIGHT rolls past 😂
Only a Toronto driver will honk at a pedestrian in these conditions 🤦‍♂️
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I am a leaf fan and I approve this message
Carney: "Our rail cars on our long distance and remote routes are more than 70 years old. They were built when the NHL had six teams. Goalies wouldn't wear masks. The Leafs would win the cup. That's a long time ago."
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Someone just pointed out that—almost unbelievably—this is real footage from a fight in which the Canada goose ultimately prevailed over the eagle: youtube.com/watch?v=yIjaxrQB… If this isn't a metaphor for US trade policy, I don't know what is.
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Finally an opportunity to short the Leafs
Wild, wild stuff: Filing to register 32 ETFs tied to each NHL franchise. Each ETF will invest in futures contracts tied to the CME FSPI index for the team concerned. The index measures 'cumulative team performance'. Example description shown. sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/…
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Bless the English writers on deadline, but I feel like this is one they already have written in their bones
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Canadian soccer player, Stephen Antunes Eustáquio playing soccer as a kid in Leamington, Ontario. Eustáquio just scored to advance Canada further into the World Cup competition. 🇨🇦
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If you ever doubt how magical this world is, one day you will decide to go to a World Cup watch party in Oakland that you found online to root for a country where you spent two years trying to coax English out of the mouths of Cape Verdean teenagers. 1/7
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Long distance running and biking have perfected the art of intake while doing their sport. They've got energy gels, electrolyte mixes, food bars, pre race anti lactic acid stuff. meanwhile hockey players out here slamming mustard.
Zachary L'Heureux housing mustard on the bench in Halifax. It helps with cramps for those wondering. #GoAvsGo
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Meta HQ right now.
JUST IN: Meta’s CTO says morale is near “the worst it’s ever been” — leadership will offer increased snack budgets to lift spirits.
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Kinda love that heartfelt shoutout to Winnipeg from Ehlers. Must've not gotten the memo about the scheduled post-victory airing of Dark Times
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LinkedIn, X, Instagram, Reddit
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Mitch Marner Most goals in a postseason for the Maple Leafs: 3 in 2022-23 He scored 3 in a span of 6:10 in the 2nd period tonight (Fastest Hat Trick in Stanley Cup Final history)
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Mitch Marner Shots on Goal Saturday night: 10 Entire 2nd round series vs Panthers in 2025: 8
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