Infrastructure Automation Architect/Developer. #Simpsons S1-7 enjoyer. #Braves #Falcons #GATech dropout

Atlanta
Joined July 2011
3 more hours of Smoltz glazing the Dodgers...
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Imagine it's the 1940s. You're a carpenter. Power tools are beginning to replace hand tools for ordinary work. Furthermore, jobs that would have been impossible or ruinously expensive are suddenly within reach. You show up at a worksite one fine morning and it's being picketed. STOP POWER TOOLS! the signs say. WOODWORKING UNDER THREAT! Puzzled, you accost one of the demonstrators and ask him why he has a signboard in his hand rather than tools. "Power tools are a menace!" he says. "How are you going to train apprentices if they can't feel the wood through their hands?" "What happens when we can chew through aged quality timber faster than we can grow new trees?" "Carpentry isn't just a set of skills and habits, it's a mindset. It won't be any true carpenters left if we let this go on." You inquire further and discover that they have plans. Plans to exclude from any job they work on any craftsman who has ever used a power tool or even spoken approvingly about them. Meanwhile, inside the picket line, a house is going up. Men are working. Cutting and joining the framing is going faster than you could have imagined 10 years ago. You look at the workers. You look at the demonstrators. One group is talking. The other is getting stuff done. One group looks like the past, the other like the future. In this moment, you get to decide which group you're going to join. This post was not about carpentry.
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Angry over the Atlanta Braves and the Cleveland Indians' use of caricatures as logos, Native Americans showed up at the World Series tonight. They chanted for hours to protest Indian stereotypes. Though it didn't help their cause any when it... uh... started to rain.
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Watching tv and using the internet through @tmobile on my phone, since @xfinity has been down for over 7 1/2 hours now with no believable ETA. Seem like the next move is obvious,
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My @xfinity internet has been out for 4 days now and counting. Definitely does not seem worth it to pay for the premium tier.
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So, Fry, Atlanta was an American city in your time? I think it was just an airport. They had a place where you could buy nuts. #Futurama
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Since he tried to dirty delete
Jeff Passan crawled out of his hole and got community noted? Lmfaoooo
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Replying to @FreddyLA7
How to find alligators (a test): Is the water wet? If so, there's a gator in there.
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This is the most “The European mind can’t comprehend this” moment of my life. One of my friends said, “Punch me five times tomorrow and I’ll still think this isn’t real.”
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GRAND SLAM OVER THE GREEN MONSTER FOR RONALD ACŨNA JR. 💥
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In honor of Bobby Cox, here’s almost 20 minutes of him getting ejected. Legend.
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300 career home runs for Marcell Ozuna!
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Matt Olson leads the National League in: HR (13) RBI (33) R (35) SLG (.685) OPS (1.077)
Matt Olson comes up clutch with a go-ahead 9th-inning blast 💥
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The Atlanta Braves have a larger lead in the NL East than every other division leader in MLB - combined 🤯 NL EAST: Braves +8.5 games (Marlins) NL CENTRAL: Cubs +2 games (Reds, Cardinals) NL WEST: Dodgers +0.5 games (Padres) AL EAST: Yankees +1.5 games (Rays) AL CENTRAL: Tigers +0 games (Guardians) AL WEST: Athletics +2 games (Rangers)
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Smoke Alarm Patiently Waits Until 3 A.M. To Announce Low Battery buff.ly/YvVIs4n
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Thomas Magnum solved 100% of his cases in 1983 despite his shorts cutting off 100% of blood flow to his testicles.
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What is your favorite Homer wearing reading glasses moment?
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